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yoyo913

yoyo913

Team Captain
Guys I found this link while searching on craiglist for a possible date or maybe even more? I found this beautiful girl on there, I couldn't believe there were actually pretty girls looking for a date on the internet. She seems very smart and fun. I see she has a wheelchair but I'm very accepting and have no problem with it. I'm planning on messaging her, what should I say?















"Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-05-28, 7:23PM PDT


This is CL so I must say this first... If you're looking for a hook-up, look elsewhere... I'm not that easy...

Also--Save the RUDE comments for the playground, alright boys? Act like a gentleman.

And lastly, PLEASE READ MY ENTIRE AD

Now... Lets get on with this, shall we...

I know what you're thinking. You've seen the pictures, hot chick, but... In a wheelchair? Yes, I really do have a disability -- I'm not just lazy (I think I could beat you in a marathon with this thing though . My muscles are weak, and less than that of "Super Woman". But I'm not fragile, you can't break me (I think its a given to be gentle though , and I'm a lucky girl because I have full feeling everywhere, so really, I'm not that different from any other woman you might meet - just a little faster and more fun.

I still manage to do it all, and live a pretty normal life. Life is good. I don't mind questions, you won't offend me if you're not rude. Trust me, I've heard it all! My last boyfriend was full of them, but we got along great.

I will tell you that yes, I can do awesome things with my chair, and, I might even let you play with it! But you've got to impress me first.

This is also a very small part of the woman that I am, however I know for those who don't know me, it is the initial focus, hence my openness.

I'm a classy chick with an edge, a great flirt, intellectual, very well educated with a Masters degree, a believer in meaning rather than randomness, and am always to the point, and outgoing ("Shy" doesn't really describe me). I'm sweet, cultured, giving, loyal, driven, but I also love to play around and be silly.

I like confident, intelligent, educated, stylish men who know what they want and go out and get it. I'm not looking for hook-ups, players, cheaters, or frat boys.

I'm looking to be impressed by extraordinary.

NOT LOOKING FOR:
Hook-ups, men under 28/over 43, Those who use drugs (yes, 420 counts), somebody who isn't open to the possibility of a relationship, men who juggle woman and call me by the other's name (I prefer quality over quantity myself), players, those who are married/have a girlfriend (I'd make a horrible "other woman", trust me), if you drink so much you don't remember a word of what you told me (cause I will remember, every word), or men who act like boys. Not you in that list? That's good!

If you've got something to offer, find a way to grab my attention.

**** I WILL NOT RESPOND to rude responses, those who have nothing to say and expect a response (I need to know something about you), those who do not include a picture(s) (you get to see me--fair is fair)...Try to impress me

EFFORT GOES A LONG WAYS IN IMPRESSING ME!!! "

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/w4m/340166315.html
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Dragan T;2335508 said:
Sir_Didier_Drogba would bukkake it. (Y)
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By myself (H)


Hook-ups, men under 28/over 43, Those who use drugs (yes, 420 counts), somebody who isn't open to the possibility of a relationship, men who juggle woman and call me by the other's name (I prefer quality over quantity myself), players (H), those who are married/have a girlfriend (I'd make a horrible "other woman", trust me), if you drink so much you don't remember a word of what you told me (cause I will remember, every word), or men who act like boys.

I think I could struggle (H)

I will tell you that yes, I can do awesome things with my chair, and, I might even let you play with it! But you've got to impress me first.
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I love the way she uses playing with her wheelchair as a bargaining tool! I've been stealing other kids' wheelchairs since junior school, there'd be no surprises for me here.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2335512 said:
Hook-ups, men under 28/over 43, Those who use drugs (yes, 420 counts), somebody who isn't open to the possibility of a relationship, men who juggle woman and call me by the other's name (I prefer quality over quantity myself), players (H), those who are married/have a girlfriend (I'd make a horrible "other woman", trust me), if you drink so much you don't remember a word of what you told me (cause I will remember, every word), or men who act like boys.
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Why does this cripple hate fun?
 
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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
::shinji::;2336115 said:
it would be SG hall of fame material for sure!
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I'm only concerned about the ethicness of this scheme... I might be struck by lightning when I go ahead with this :$

Let me think about it
 
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Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Tajike;2336118 said:
I'm only concerned about the ethicness of this scheme... I might be struck by lightning when I go ahead with this :$

Let me think about it
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Mothafu*k ethics, you're Belgian!
 
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goal_machine84

Senior Squad
i'd would rather jerk off to some good ol porno than even think bout uhhh....'hittin' her, which i think many drunk bus drivers must have done intentionally :(
 
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jatin

Reserve Team
Is it me or this is completely wrong.(creating the thread that is)
If you wont hit her, don't...but why make fun of her?
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
I agree totally, to try and develop a supposedly private and loving online relationship with her while posting her heartfelt responses on a public forums for a bunch of gamers and jokers to laugh at and mock, with the eventual aim of destroying her spectactulary, would be so cruel and heartless that only the most nasty, horrible person would even try.

Email from Sir_Didier_Drogba to her said:
Hi,

I hope you dont mind me contacting you out of the blue like this, but I came across a post you made on craigslist and I have to admit that I was bowled over. You strike me as an incredibly exciting person who is obviously full of life and would be great fun to be with. I find your sense of humour delightful, you seem to be incredibly worldy and I am full of admiration for your strong personality.

My name is Michael, I wish I could claim to be as outgoing and exciting as you, but whilst I am less of an initiator than I would like to be, I still feel that I have confidence in myself and I still love to enjoy life. I have been single for a few months now and, whilst I am happy and have a strong circle of friends, I find myself becoming increasingly lonely. However, I work in publishing, though my true ambition is to become a writer, and I am constantly seeing my colleagues destroyed or devastated by relationships based on falsehood or mistrust or by indulging constantly in one-night stands and shortterm relationships until true love and companionship is rendered meaningless for them. It is for this reason that I am so eager to meet someone as open and honest as yourself.

I have not included a photo of myself as I did not wish to appear too forward, but I would be happy to send one and to tell you more about myself if you would be kind enough to give me your permission and to allow me to correspond with you further. Please excuse me if I appear to be saying to much or if I am not the sort of person you are looking for but, having read what you had to say and seen those fabulous pictures of yourself, I felt I would never forgive myself if I didnt atleast try to get to know you.

Thank you very much for your time, I hope very much to get to know you better.

Yours thankfully
Michael
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(H)(H)(H)

Suggestions for pictures would be much appreciated.
 
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