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What's the Most "Out of Line" Thing You Did While Drunk?

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night

Starting XI
Well I have some to choose from, ranging from f*cking up relationships with really close friends to being almost blacklisted from my favorite bar after a couple of "incidents" like me and my friends stalking a Russian pianist for fun and freaking the sh*t out of her.
It's actually weird next day when you get a phone call from somebody explaining to you how much you screwed up last night but you can barely remember a thing.
Anyway, what are yours?
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
I insult women all the time, but don't usually get too physically out of line when drunk. Worst was probably ripping a street sign off a barricade with my bare hands and carrying it home. Slapped a bitch once.
 
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::shinji::

Min
Messed around with a friend's ex.. turns out she wasn't actually an "official" ex, but they were just sorta taking a break in their relationship. The worst part is that she wasn't really into it, but I think I was just so persistant and annoying that it was the easiest way to get rid of me.

It probably doesn't sound super bad, but the thing is that I'm still friends with them today (they eventually got married), but I still feel kinda awkward when I'm with them even though this happened like 10 years ago.
 
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easyeasyeasy

Senior Squad
I sharked a girl in town one night whilst drunk, well she shouldn't have worn such a flimsy top! Also I put a traffic cone on the roof of a cop car that was parked up in a housing estate whilst walking home, luckily there was no cops in it and nobody was around!
 
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Nebo

Reserve Team
I ate ashes from an ash tray once just to prove my friends that I could do it. The weird thing is that I insisted on doing it even though they said "yeah sure I believe you can". I got some weird looks in school for weeks after that incident. I don't know why, f***ing hell it was just ashes damnit.
 
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rony31

Team Captain
Dragan's maw... too easy.










but seriously, made out with some fat chick and fondled her titties, then yelling to my friends that she had a nipple ring. they'll never let me live that down
 
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Hopeunited

Starting XI
- Attempted a scissors kick on the sidewalk while walking to a toga party after excessive pre-drinking, and obtained enormous bloody scrapes to my elbows and knees.

- Climbed on top of a Punjabi convenience store on New Year's morning and yelled "Happy 2008!" at the top of my lungs to passersby, and received cheers in return. What a glorious moment.
 
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henry#14

Starting XI
Was out in town and saw a group of fat girls. So I proceeded to go up to them with my friends and say "excuse me, I think you're lost. The uni gym is THAT way" then ducked a wicked slap coming my way.
 
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VanTheMin

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
told a chic "you fckin b*tch...puke far from here" when she was puking and just 2 seconds after that...i puked on the same spot
 
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Fotbalguy

Senior Squad
i dunno if this counts as "outta line: but i just fvucked the most beautiful italian girl 3 days after moving to roma!!!!!! ITALIA!!!!!!!!!
 
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