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    Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

    They're changing the state's name because our legislature has decided to stop doing anything that may even remotely help the state get out of the deep sh*t that we're in. That's why Rhode Island is home to 13% unemployment, an opressive tax structure for the poor and middle class, and a...
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    United States v Brazil [P|R]

    AMERICA, F*CK Y................. Oh. :(
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    Michael Carlos*son dead at 50

    The King is dead, long live the King. RIP Legend. :mike:
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    Am I the only one...

    ...that doesn't have a Facebook? I'm pretty f*cking sure that everyone that I know has one. Everyone, except me. To tell ya the truth, I never had a Myspace, I don't Twitter, and I've never sent a text message, so I suck when it comes to staying in touch. On top of that, I hardly ever use my...
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    WCQ: Costa Rica - USA [R]

    Three quick thoughts: -Bob Bradley needs to end the DaMarcus Beasley at left back experiment, effective immediately. Not only is he playing out of position, he is clearly in need of regular matches and needs to leave Rangers and come back home to MLS ASAP (there's no f*cking way yet another...
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    North American Soccer 2009

    Did you expect anything different from a club that's owned by a pension plan?
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    North Korea will launch a rocket

    Wanna know what beer they serve in the bars of said tourist hotels? Schlitz. I sh*t you not.
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    North American Soccer 2009

    Of course they don't. I mean, your guys drew against us and our jury-rigged XI, featuring a strike force of Shalrie Joseph and the corpse formerly known as Steve Ralston.
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    Eurovision 2009

    Going into tonight's final, I had to ask myself one very important question: how horrible can it get? -The only way I could have possibly put up with this year's talentless parade of losers was to drink copious amounts of vodka, and guess what? I just happen to have a couple of empty bottles...
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    Eurovision 2009

    Yea, it is, and as an added bonus, I get to make fun of it for the 7th year in a row. Tomorrow night, the 25-car pileup on the Interstate takes place, and hopefully, I will see a maze of broken English, former prostitutes, and maybe even a stage malfunction or two (that maze of video screens and...
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    Bring back VANTHEMAN / The VANTHEMAN THread of Fame

    I've been looking for a convienent reason to explain why I hardly ever post here anymore for the last several months, and now I have found it. Congratulations Vantheman, you now have made this place infinity times infinity more uncool than Rotherham and Stockport combined. Now if you'll excuse...
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    Rugby League finally lands in US

    If there is anything that I have picked up from watching the NRL, its this: rugby league is a povo sport for povo people.
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    North American Soccer 2009

    In other news, the CONCACAF Gold Cup "draw" took place today. Here is the schedule: Group A (Canada, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Jamaica) July 3: Canada v. Jamaica, Costa Rica v. El Salvador (Carson, CA) July 7: Jamaica v. Costa Rica, Canada v. El Salvador (Columbus, OH) July 10: Canada v...
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    North American Soccer 2009

    The only reason why the Pepperoni Palace got built in the first place is because the Dallas Cup needed a showplace venue for its U-19 Super Group. FCD is just a secondary tenant, there to fill 15 dates that otherwise wouldn't be filled. Also, to prove my point, the final of said U-19 Super Group...
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    The world's cheapest car

    I'll be very disappointed if Jeremy Clarkson doesn't find a way to destroy this car in a manner similar to what he did to the Perodua Kelisa. Like the Kelisa, the Tata Nano is nothing more than a white good on wheels.
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