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Kerlon dribble question

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Bobby

The Legend
After watching Kerlon get flattened by some angry guy I got to wondering. What's stopping a player from shaping his hair into a giant container of sorts and having the keeper place the ball in his hair cup?

There's nothing in the rules against this if they keep the ball moving (i.e. small bounces) you know
 
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ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
Guessing this comes from this:



... apparently this Kerlon kid does it all the time, in which case that is pretty brilliant from the defender. Serves him right for taking the piss :D
 
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Lean

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If i was Kerlon i would've done the same thing, and if i was Coelho, idem. Anyway, taking the piss or not, he got a player sent off and that's a plus. He puts his body at risk everytime he does the trick, but he put it to some good use.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
The defender was stupid about it, he used his elbow. I will always contend that if you jump and headbutt Kerlon, it is perfectly legal.
 
MaSsiVe

MaSsiVe

Manager
Staff member
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speaking of "smart tackles", let me share with you dudes one of Pelé's finest moments:


Pelé's performance was so good that the ref awarded a foul against Uruguay :evil:
and for those wondering, I should add that this was his way of avenging what the Uruguayan did before (in the beggining of the video you can see him stepping on Pelé).
 
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Lean

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ShiftyPowers;2404200 said:
The defender was stupid about it, he used his elbow. I will always contend that if you jump and headbutt Kerlon, it is perfectly legal.
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That's the thing, what you say is totally true, but few people keep their coolness when a guy does that in front of them when they're losing a match. Like i said, Kerlon puts his integrity at risk everytime he does it but he has a good shot at getting someone carded.
 
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Yossarian

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I can't think of anything more erotic in the world than a chick sitting on your feet with her bare ass and taking baby farts that tickle while you wiggle your toes on her nether regions......I really can't, man.


*brrup, brrrup, bruurrp, dhriiiiiiiiiiiiip......ooops. Sorry*








It's kinda dark today. I think that we're gonna see some rain......:Carlos*o:
 
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Bobby

The Legend
I'm worried that someone is going to do what I'd do and try to flick it off him with their foot (which lots of players are physically capable of given that Kerlon isn't the biggest) and their foot isn't going to get high enough and he'll get totally ****ed up with a neck injury (i.e. that boy in Scotland who's heart stopped because he got kicked in the throat).
 
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maleato

Senior Squad
Filipower;2404532 said:
in one game the defender actually kicked Kerlon in the chest deliberatly, it's f*cking brilliant (6)
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what's brilliant on being an idiot?
Time will answer if the "seal dribble" is effective or not. Let him do it anyway, we will see if he's an idiot or a genius.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Bobby;2404526 said:
I'm worried that someone is going to do what I'd do and try to flick it off him with their foot (which lots of players are physically capable of given that Kerlon isn't the biggest) and their foot isn't going to get high enough and he'll get totally ****ed up with a neck injury (i.e. that boy in Scotland who's heart stopped because he got kicked in the throat).
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That would probably be a dangerous play and an instant red card.

The seal dribble is completely against the competitive spirit of football, and for that reason I would put myself at risk and headbutt him in the temple every time he did it around me.

EDIT: Kerlon can never play in Europe, because guys like Vidic and Materazzi would end his career. Legally.
 
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