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!! Carlos*ass !!

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
ok so who here watches Carlos*ass ?
and what do you think about it !?

what's your fave part ?
mine is when Bam Margera beats up his dad all day long !
it's just o funny him going mental slapping his farther's fat tummy.

:D :D
 

INFESTA

Official
Eheh, love those Carlos*asses :)

My fav show was when they travelled around Europe and got pulled over by the russian police. It was so funny watching one of those idiots sticking his dick out with the cop right beside him, without having him notice it...
Oh, and I also loved when they glued a sticker in the russian police car:p
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Yeah i love Carlos*ass-......it as cool seeing that Gumball Run or whatever....and they actually drove through Denmark...and made fun of some of the danish city names! :mad: :D :crazyboy:
 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
cool

well from what I'm reading ... there are a lot of shows I haven't seen yet
anyway these days Carlos*ass is on MTV from 10pm to 11pm (British Time)
on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

how bout the time when he tried those self defense weapons on himself !
that johnny knoxville is a complete looney

i'm not too keen on the puking stuff though (egg nog challenge & egg eating) makes me feel sick
 

hermolt

Starting XI
My fave was Night Monkey and BMX jousting.

I really can't think of a skit where I didn't at least laugh a little.

You just knew it was going to be gold when Johnny put that fake boner on for the very first stunt. It was happening.

BTW ShearerM4, do you know the name of the British show which is somewhat like Carlos*ass??

I remember one where this guy sidles up to a guy feeding some ducks and says in a Russian accent "I hear the weather in Brighton is good this time of year" and the guy says "What??" and the other dude says "You are Grey Squirrel?? We exchange briefcases now??"

Sh*t on me it was such a pisser..
 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
!!!!

Originally posted by hermolt
BTW ShearerM4, do you know the name of the British show which is somewhat like Carlos*ass??

I remember one where this guy sidles up to a guy feeding some ducks and says in a Russian accent "I hear the weather in Brighton is good this time of year" and the guy says "What??" and the other dude says "You are Grey Squirrel?? We exchange briefcases now??"

Sh*t on me it was such a pisser..
LOL
no I haven't heard of that show ... neither have I seen it :(
I hope I will coz only reading that little story made me laugh so ...

It's probably the show INFESTA was talking about ...
what channel is it on anyway ??
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Originally posted by hermolt
My fave was Night Monkey and BMX jousting.

I really can't think of a skit where I didn't at least laugh a little.

You just knew it was going to be gold when Johnny put that fake boner on for the very first stunt. It was happening.

BTW ShearerM4, do you know the name of the British show which is somewhat like Carlos*ass??

I remember one where this guy sidles up to a guy feeding some ducks and says in a Russian accent "I hear the weather in Brighton is good this time of year" and the guy says "What??" and the other dude says "You are Grey Squirrel?? We exchange briefcases now??"

Sh*t on me it was such a pisser..

Yeah...i've seen that to here in Denmark..........seen the one with two guys dressed as rabbits hitting it off in the middle of a movie theatre and shout and yelling: OH OH YES YES! OH ! YES YES!

that was hilariuos! :D :crazyboy:
 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
!!!

YEAH
I remember now !!
they also had a sketch were the guy had this huge phone and was yelling all over the place
"Hello ! I can' hear you !!"

I think it was called something like
Trigger Happy TV
 

hermolt

Starting XI
Re: !!!

Originally posted by ShearerM4
YEAH
I remember now !!
they also had a sketch were the guy had this huge phone and was yelling all over the place
"Hello ! I can' hear you !!"

I think it was called something like
Trigger Happy TV

YES!!

That was the one!

The massive mobile and he's on a boat on a canal in Amsterdam, and he pulls out this huge mobile phone and yells "No...Amsterdam! Yeh! No! It's ****....****! Yeh.." and he does another one in Belgium..

I remember another skit where he delivers and "Orangatangagram" and goes into a shop and says "Hello, you've been sent an Orangatangagram, sign here, he will stay for two days, he doesn't need food or water" and then leaves. This massive guy in an orangatang suit sits there for two days while the shopkeeper doesn't know what to do! Its hillarious!:D
 

Seán D

fm prodigy
Re: !! Carlos*ass !!

Originally posted by ShearerM4
ok so who here watches Carlos*ass ?
and what do you think about it !?

what's your fave part ?
mine is when Bam Margera beats up his dad all day long !
it's just o funny him going mental slapping his farther's fat tummy.

:D :D
That was really funny.
Mine was Abduction with Brad Pitt in it when they grabbed him into the van.
 

Bogdan10

Reserve Team
How about this!

when some guy got locked in a portable toilet and was turned up side down and got covered in **** ! SICK SHOW!
 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
lol

yeah ... well not too keen of that kinda joke either ...
a little sick and disgusting ..
well as long as knoxville does it to himself then that's ok :D

I watched last night and this guy dived into a sewage water :eek: yuk
 

INFESTA

Official
Re: !!!

Originally posted by ShearerM4
YEAH
I remember now !!
they also had a sketch were the guy had this huge phone and was yelling all over the place
"Hello ! I can' hear you !!"

I think it was called something like
Trigger Happy TV

Hey, now this is a coincidence! I saw that exact show last night!! That was the 1st time they aired it here!! It's hilarious!! A good half hour of pure laughter! :D :D

And what about that guy that goes to one of those talisman shops saying he has some good amulets to sell, and those are a car's door, a rock, etc.?
 


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