reading the review of FIFA 2k1 on gamespot, i was amazed that they consider the gameplay of 2001 to have settle the ground for future version.
Here what i think of 2001.
Players in FIFA have big asses, ever wonder why? Simple...when your FW of speed 7 is running along the wing, normally a DF of speed 4 will be on his heels,just because with his big ass the DF can fart so violently that he can get the propulsion push of the fart to get on the FW. Now what about the pro builders legs that FIFA players have? hahaha this is needed to hold these big biomechanical propulsion engine that FIFA players have in the form of their asses.360 turn mania....woohoo we like the 360 turn..woohoo we gonna do it everytime..woohoo just like the ballet spin..woohoo as FIFA is a crap (sing it on the intro theme of RWTC 98)
Here the kick off...the Mf with a 360 turn skip the opponent, through ball to the FW who in turn does a 360 turn..button mashing sprint onto the keeper...oops i forgot a 360 turn just for the pleasure. keeper preparing his biomechanical engine rush onto the player...1...2...3 engin on full power..puckkkkkk.
player choose right of left..it is right..ball in the net.
a bit more when the players in FIFA does a 360 they could have spin as fast as superman so that they could get under the pitch and get off when they are under the goal..oh yeah this will be included in FIFA 2049.
what the AI players say to the ref when they get carded.."what a card..we bribed you while the CD was still in manucfacture, we gonna tell EA about this treason"
When you score what th keeper say to the ref.."when i gonna get a pair of inspector gadget arms"..reft reply "EA told me that this gonna be included in FIFA 2010..patience"
Seriously i did a 360 turn over the FIFA series and now i am enjoying football.
Here what i think of 2001.
Players in FIFA have big asses, ever wonder why? Simple...when your FW of speed 7 is running along the wing, normally a DF of speed 4 will be on his heels,just because with his big ass the DF can fart so violently that he can get the propulsion push of the fart to get on the FW. Now what about the pro builders legs that FIFA players have? hahaha this is needed to hold these big biomechanical propulsion engine that FIFA players have in the form of their asses.360 turn mania....woohoo we like the 360 turn..woohoo we gonna do it everytime..woohoo just like the ballet spin..woohoo as FIFA is a crap (sing it on the intro theme of RWTC 98)
Here the kick off...the Mf with a 360 turn skip the opponent, through ball to the FW who in turn does a 360 turn..button mashing sprint onto the keeper...oops i forgot a 360 turn just for the pleasure. keeper preparing his biomechanical engine rush onto the player...1...2...3 engin on full power..puckkkkkk.
player choose right of left..it is right..ball in the net.
a bit more when the players in FIFA does a 360 they could have spin as fast as superman so that they could get under the pitch and get off when they are under the goal..oh yeah this will be included in FIFA 2049.
what the AI players say to the ref when they get carded.."what a card..we bribed you while the CD was still in manucfacture, we gonna tell EA about this treason"
When you score what th keeper say to the ref.."when i gonna get a pair of inspector gadget arms"..reft reply "EA told me that this gonna be included in FIFA 2010..patience"
Seriously i did a 360 turn over the FIFA series and now i am enjoying football.
