The 2007 SoccerGaming Awards ::: Nomination Round

[The Don't]

Oh and I think Shindig should get an award for Best Post:

'This calls for a forecourt barbeque.'

http://www.soccergaming.tv/showthread.php?p=2108450&highlight=forecourt+barbeque#post2108450

 

[Tom]

Shindig is normally my best poster, since the man is a god of humour, but he just doesnt post enough

People are certainly feeling Shifty and Sir_Didier_Drogba this year (or last year, as the case may be).

 

[SlowSilver]

kissass

haha, I couldn't think off the top of my head who was a mod.

 

[Filipower]

That's like me every year up until now. I don't know why everyone is all of a sudden drinking the ShiftyPowers kool-aid, but I like it.

the reason for my surprise was that the nominations were for Most Original and Most Funny:P



though my five-year plan is pulling a Scorcese an y'all asses: deserving, but never quite getting it

i'm talking of course about the worst member of the year award

 

[MaSsiVe]

Tajike

will have to think about the rest:


1) Best Poster of the Year
(The "I make love to you in my dreams" Award)

Yoss
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba

4) Worst Poster of the Year
(The "African children die because of you" Award)

Kaycee
SouthAfrica Fan

7) Best Mod of the Year
(The "I invented Fascism" Award)

mika
Dragão

9) Post Whore of the Year
(The "Lee Stewart hearts multi-accounting" Award)

Shaved Girl

12) Most Original Poster of the Year
(The "Trademarks-R-Us" Award)

Yoss
Bobby

13) The Most Intelligent Member of the Year
(The "E DOES NOT equal MC²" Award)

Run
Shifty

14) Best Forum Section of the Year
(The "Best Forum Section of the Year" Award)

Lounge
Queries

15) Funniest Poster of the Year
(The "Pauly Shore has nothing on me" Award)

Yoss
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba

16) Nicest Poster of the Year
(The "I'll surely hang it on my wall" Award)

Dave

17) Lifetime Achievement Award (only 1 nomination)
(The "I saved hundreds of hairy arses in 'Nam" Award)[/QUOTE]

shinji

 

[Avalanche]

1) Best Poster of the Year
(The "I make love to you in my dreams" Award)

ShiftyPowers--puts n00bs in their place.
Run DMB--its like having a soccer pundit/philosopher on call 24/7
Shindig--always makes me laugh

2) Best Post of the Year (please provide link)
(The "It made Baby Jesus giggle" Award)

There were so many to choose from, so I'll sit this one out

3) Best Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "Made of the finest Welsh sheep" Award)

Indian Sigs--so much so, I'm using one of the contributions right now.
LS: TSC--its worthy of being abbreviated, like god-awful tv shows such as: ST: TNG and D: TNG.
Scamming the Scammer--gotta give Tajike a token nomination

4) Worst Poster of the Year
(The "African children die because of you" Award)

Andy of Arsenal--i'm still waiting for my cheats
Lee Stewart--only Dubya is (a) bigger (liar).
Phillip1--this is when recain jumped the shark for me

5) Worst Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "You owe me 5 minutes of my life" Award)

See number 2.

6) Best Sig of the Year
(The "I heart Polish people" Award)

I couldn't pick one, because a Polish person has never made a sig for me.

7) Best Mod of the Year
(The "I invented Fascism" Award)

::shinji::--gotta stick to my own
INFESTA--see ::shinji::
Rob--his pwnage of Lee Stewart was a sight to behold

8) Best Newcomer of the Year
(The "15 minutes of fame" Award)

What, we had newcomers?

9) Post Whore of the Year
(The "Lee Stewart hearts multi-accounting" Award)

I usually nominate three per award, but Lee Stewart was in a class of his own in 2006.

10) Best Looking Poster of the Year (please provide evidence)
(The "Miss SoccerGaming 2007" Award)

Since we have next to no ladies here, I'll sit this dance out.

11) Best Austro-Hispanic Poster of the Year
(The "Si, Senhor, that walabi is mine" Award)

Does Voltaic Borusse count?

12) Most Original Poster of the Year
(The "Trademarks-R-Us" Award)

Sir_Didier_Drogba--welcome back
Shindig--his wit is legendary
Yossarian--I don't know what they put in the water where he lives, but I want some

13) The Most Intelligent Member of the Year
(The "E DOES NOT equal MC²" Award)

ShiftyPowers
Run DMB
Vagegast

14) Best Forum Section of the Year
(The "Best Forum Section of the Year" Award)

Soccer Forum
FM Forum
Players Lounge

15) Funniest Poster of the Year
(The "Pauly Shore has nothing on me" Award)

Shindig--there is no substitute

16) Nicest Poster of the Year
(The "I'll surely hang it on my wall" Award)

INFESTA
$teauA
Tom

17) Lifetime Achievement Award (only 1 nomination)
(The "I saved hundreds of hairy arses in 'Nam" Award)

IceBlu--he will be missed

 

[dirion]

1) Best Poster of the Year
(The "I make love to you in my dreams" Award)
Tajike

3) Best Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "Made of the finest Welsh sheep" Award)
Bundesliga PL 06/07
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141838 Just see how good I'm doing

4) Worst Poster of the Year
(The "African children die because of you" Award)
Hepoas (he's a Vålerenga-fan!!)

5) Worst Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "You owe me 5 minutes of my life" Award)
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133789 hihihi

6) Best Sig of the Year
(The "I heart Polish people" Award)
Mine!

7) Best Mod of the Year
(The "I invented Fascism" Award)
nor-rbk <3

14) Best Forum Section of the Year
(The "Best Forum Section of the Year" Award)
Soccergaming Prediction League
Football Manager 2007 Forum

15) Funniest Poster of the Year
(The "Pauly Shore has nothing on me" Award)
Tajike

 

[Rob]

Death to LeeStewart!

 

[Run DMB]

Best post:

I was in Palestine today, people from Carolina can get there quite easy as we're connected by road.

I left Charlotte around 11:00am, which is very early for me to be up, but I had to check out this story as I've heard some horrible things about Palestine.

I entered Palestine about 11:40am, and I have to say, I saw no war, no borders. I didn't even see Muslims or Jewish people. Everyone there was a Christian, and I know this because I saw them leaving church, Protestant church, and eating BBQ sandwiches (and not that fake ass crap most people call BBQ, BBQ is pork and nothing else and if you say otherwise I will fucking hunt you down and cut you to tiny peices, mix you with pork, cook you, and feed you to your parents as a BBQ sandwich). I ask them if I could speak to the boss, and they told me to go to Albemarle. So here I am thinking that Albemarle, home of Kellie Pickler, is where Hamas is. They've been hiding under our noses this whole time?

I went to Albemarle, again, no Muslims or Jews, just Christians and more BBQ sandwiches. So I went back to Palestine (which it turns out is not in the Middle East, but Central Carolina) and saw more of the same, and it's actually a very nice place. They got a new KFC there, a BP station, a stadium that seats around 4,000. The people were nice, down to earth people, no fighting, no greeks, it was nice.

I fail to see why people (many on this site) are always complaining that people in Palestine are being oppressed, because they pay very little tax and are close enough to Charlotte, Monroe, and Concord to get to cities. You guys need to check it out for yourself before you make these alegations.

http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Palestine,+NC

 

[The Don't]

Hahaha.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I would like to present the case for why Run DMB should be named poster of the year.

Please refer to exhibit A, pages two and three.
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137422&page=2

I rest my case.

 

[::shinji::]

^ you make a strong case..

 

[Sir Calumn]

I coulda defended OJ

 

[Filipower]

I coulda defended OJ

what the hell is that supposed to mean? apparently he did ok.

 

[Sir Calumn]

what the hell is that supposed to mean? apparently he did ok.

Precisely, I was citing one of the most famous legal victories in modern history as a mock egotistic comparison to the psuedo courtcase style in which I presented my previous posts in order to rank them together in the mind of the reader in a rather lacklustre attempt to summon humour.

 

[rony31]

 

[Jaboldinho]

I'm so dissapointed I didn't get any nominations

1) Best Poster of the Year
(The "I make love to you in my dreams" Award)
Run DMB
$teauA

2) Best Post of the Year (please provide link)
(The "It made Baby Jesus giggle" Award)
Mauricio http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141189
ShearerM4 http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141978 I cracked up

3) Best Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "Made of the finest Welsh sheep" Award)
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141218
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133777

4) Worst Poster of the Year
(The "African children die because of you" Award)
wanderers boy, made tons of new threads that had no point at all.
loz99

5) Worst Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "You owe me 5 minutes of my life" Award)
http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141956
It's my birthday! I don't have to say anything...

6) Best Sig of the Year
(The "I heart Polish people" Award)
Bonzi's sig.

7) Best Mod of the Year
(The "I invented Fascism" Award)

8) Best Newcomer of the Year
(The "15 minutes of fame" Award)
Ballack. It was fun to laugh at him

9) Post Whore of the Year
(The "Lee Stewart hearts multi-accounting" Award)
loz99

10) Best Looking Poster of the Year (please provide evidence)
(The "Miss SoccerGaming 2007" Award)
SouthAfrciafan
pic: SOrry

11) Best Austro-Hispanic Poster of the Year
(The "Si, Senhor, that walabi is mine" Award)

12) Most Original Poster of the Year
(The "Trademarks-R-Us" Award)
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba

13) The Most Intelligent Member of the Year
(The "E DOES NOT equal MC²" Award)
Tom

14) Best Forum Section of the Year
(The "Best Forum Section of the Year" Award)
Signature feedback forum

15) Funniest Poster of the Year
(The "Pauly Shore has nothing on me" Award)
Run DMB

16) Nicest Poster of the Year
(The "I'll surely hang it on my wall" Award)
Tom

17) Lifetime Achievement Award (only 1 nomination)
(The "I saved hundreds of hairy arses in 'Nam" Award)
Tom

 

[goal_machine84]

1) Best Poster of the Year
(The "I make love to you in my dreams" Award)

shinji
$teauA

2) Best Post of the Year (please provide link)
(The "It made Baby Jesus giggle" Award)

Too many for me to decide just one

3) Best Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "Made of the finest Welsh sheep" Award)

So i found this unusual site by Tajike

4) Worst Poster of the Year
(The "African children die because of you" Award)

messi_walcott

5) Worst Thread of the Year (please provide link)
(The "You owe me 5 minutes of my life" Award)

http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/s...d.php?t=141956
It's my birthday!

I can get u cheats

Plus the spam crap

6) Best Sig of the Year
(The "I heart Polish people" Award)

All the stuff in the Indian sig thread !

7) Best Mod of the Year
(The "I invented Fascism" Award)

Ruud
INFESTA

8) Best Newcomer of the Year
(The "15 minutes of fame" Award)

This should be changed to best crap newcomer of the year...m sure there will be many nominees !!

9) Post Whore of the Year
(The "Lee Stewart hearts multi-accounting" Award)


10) Best Looking Poster of the Year (please provide evidence)
(The "Miss SoccerGaming 2007" Award)


Austro-Hispanic Poster of the Year
(The "Si, Senhor, that walabi is mine" Award)

12) Most Original Poster of the Year
(The "Trademarks-R-Us" Award)

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba
shinji

13) The Most Intelligent Member of the Year
(The "E DOES NOT equal MC&#178;" Award)

Tom

14) Best Forum Section of the Year
(The "Best Forum Section of the Year" Award)

Signature feedback forum
Players Lounge

15) Funniest Poster of the Year
(The "Pauly Shore has nothing on me" Award)

Run DMB

16) Nicest Poster of the Year
(The "I'll surely hang it on my wall" Award)

Tom

17) Lifetime Achievement Award (only 1 nomination)
(The "I saved hundreds of hairy arses in 'Nam" Award)

Dragan

 

[Tajike]

The nominations are made and being PM'd to several trustworthy, child abusing men who are urging to use their freedom of speech to decide who'll win on Sunday.

1) Best Poster of the Year
(The "I make love to you in my dreams" Award)

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba
ShiftyPowers
::shinji::

2) Best Post of the Year
(The "It made Baby Jesus giggle" Award)

Gerrard 17:"I heard big girls **** better. Can you confirm this Dragan?"

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba: The common Eastern European Dragan, Draganistus Paedophilio Facistadocius, is a sexual predator of the highest calibre, but is fully dominated by the female of the species. While it has a brash manner, it is quickly put in place by its mate, Zagrebius Streetwhoreia, who takes over all aspects of its life. Having a severe mother complex, the Common Dragan becomes completely subservient to all females, particularly of different species. It is, however, more than capable of making love to Dragan's of the same sex and does so often to release pressure from the strain of its hetrosexual partnership. It is largely extinct in the wild, with only a few remaining in captivity in zoos across Scandinavia

Barthez4: Interwiew with Lee Stewart: A peek behind the flab

3) Best Thread of the Year
(The "Made of the finest Welsh sheep" Award)

Avalanche1996 ::: Lee Stewart Experience - http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138477
Tajike ::: So I found this unusual site... - http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141380
Dipanjan (and all who participated) ::: Indian Sig - http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136626&highlight=indian

4) Worst Poster of the Year
(The "African children die because of you" Award)

SouthAfricaFan
didy
Lee Stewart

5) Worst Thread of the Year
(The "You owe me 5 minutes of my life" Award)

Horatiu ::: ... - http://www.soccergaming.tv/showthread.php?t=139329
andy_of_arsenal ::: It's my birthday - http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=139778&highlight=birthday
andy_of_arsenal ::: I can get you cheats - http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=140840&highlight=cheats

6) Best Sig of the Year
(The "I heart Polish people" Award)

Sir_Didier_Drogba
King
Indian Sig Thread

7) Best Mod of the Year
(The "I invented Fascism" Award)

rpvankasteren
Hakeem
nor-rbk

8) Best Newcomer of the Year
(The "15 minutes of fame" Award)

Justme_UK
ShavedGirl
Mandieta6

9) Post Whore of the Year
(The "Lee Stewart hearts multi-accounting" Award)

Didy
loz99
SouthAfricaFan

10) Best Looking Poster of the Year
(The "Miss SoccerGaming 2007" Award)

Lee Stewart:

ShiftyPowers:

$teauA:

11) Best Austro-Hispanic Poster of the Year
(The "Si, Senhor, that walabi is mine" Award)

#1Stunna
Leungtl
Rob

12) Most Original Poster of the Year
(The "Trademarks-R-Us" Award)

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba
Yossarian
Tajike

13) The Most Intelligent Member of the Year
(The "E DOES NOT equal MC²" Award)

::shinji::
ShiftyPowers
The_Knight

14) Best Forum Section of the Year
(The "Best Forum Section of the Year" Award)

Football Manager 2007 (Tom, Parra Power, rpvankasteren, alex13)
Players' Lounge (leungtl, Rob, AhmedK, PhiLLer)
Babes Forum (leungtl, Larry, Tom)

15) Funniest Poster of the Year
(The "Pauly Shore has nothing on me" Award)

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba
Dragan T
Run DMB

16) Nicest Poster of the Year
(The "I'll surely hang it on my wall" Award)

ShiftyPowers
INFESTA
Tom