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A Press Release from the Committee to decide who will win World Cup 2002.
From Headquarters (214 kilometres NNE of South Pole) to Media Agencies around the World
"Based on the tallies of every country's game in the last 3 years, the player ratings of every player on the national team, past successes and present pressure placed on them, based on the ratings of the head coach and the most important factor of all, the Playmates of 1998, 1999, 2000. Our hallowed president ..... Al Coholic III, JR has come up with the answer. "We have decided that the next winner of the world's premier sporting and religious event will not be a country or a even a player .... it will be the swimming fans of the world who will be treated to a competition filled with athletes who will attempt more dives and tricks than a diving competition. Here's to all the players who keep it real. Who play honestly and who love the game for the game, not the money.
From Headquarters (214 kilometres NNE of South Pole) to Media Agencies around the World
"Based on the tallies of every country's game in the last 3 years, the player ratings of every player on the national team, past successes and present pressure placed on them, based on the ratings of the head coach and the most important factor of all, the Playmates of 1998, 1999, 2000. Our hallowed president ..... Al Coholic III, JR has come up with the answer. "We have decided that the next winner of the world's premier sporting and religious event will not be a country or a even a player .... it will be the swimming fans of the world who will be treated to a competition filled with athletes who will attempt more dives and tricks than a diving competition. Here's to all the players who keep it real. Who play honestly and who love the game for the game, not the money.
