Your quotes.

[INFESTA]

Post your moments of wisdom!

Not too fat, but with large enough buttocks to make that SPLASH sound when you're doing it doggy style!

EDIT: This has nothing to do with the thread, by I read on monkee's sig that he was looking for his monkey. Monkee, obviously, your monkey was spanked to death.

 

[AberdeenFC]

Juve's goalie strip says:
we all go to school to practice, and practice makes perfect. but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Elmuw Fudd says:
the more you know, the more you forget..... the more you forget, the less you know ....... so why study?


TOP NOTCH QUOTES

 

[JTNY]

Well......... aiming low and hitting low is far better than aiming high and hitting........


If you aim high and hit, then miss later, you'll get a nasty bump on your head from the fall to the ground.
:-s

 

[Gerrard 17]

Originally posted by Juventus_theres_next_year
Well......... aiming low and hitting low is far better than aiming high and hitting........


If you aim high and hit, then miss later, you'll get a nasty bump on your head from the fall to the ground.
:-s

aim for the moon, at least you will land among the stars...

 

[IceBlu]

Originally posted by K-Man
aim for the moon, at least you will land among the stars...

i think its the other way round

 

[Callan]

Every1 knows my quote

= Thats just poor!

Well, it pretty much is just poor...

 

[Callan]

Originally posted by IceBlu
i think its the other way round

aim for the stars, at least you will land among the moon...

?? is that what u mean?

Is that right.......... I am not sure

 

[xxxFLYERxxx]

This is my own advice on girls:

Never...never try too hard or work too hard for one girl. Work a little bit, and then she will come to you. If she doesnt come, then forget about her.

 

[Gerrard 17]

Originally posted by IceBlu
i think its the other way round

i think you are wrong

i saw that on a poster in my teacher's classroom....

its actually:

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Answering the question........

See my sig.

***GANDALF***

 

[Sir Calumn]

My name is Daveron. I would ask yours but I don't care to become aquainted with the dead.

Daveron, BG1.

***GANDALF***

 

[CrewWaveFan]

Watch what you say, it'll end up in the newspaper

 

[JTNY]

Never comment women about looks, you never know when it could be interpreted as detrimental. Scratches leave scars.

 

[Krypton X]

life's a bitch and then you die, so what the phuk, let's all get high

 

[Krypton X]

One more,

If at first you don't succeed, phuk the world and smoke some weed

 

[#1 Stunna]

the 2 best quotes are:

you can change wife, girl, job, car, house, looks even...but u can never change the team u go for.

and

Pimpin' aint easy!

 

[Alex]

"Quotes are just less intelligent people, copying what more intelligent people say, in the hope of sounding more intelligent"
-Anon.

"I never carry a grudge off the field. I leave it there 'til next time"

"The kid who dies with the most toys, still dies"
-No Fear

damn, there is about a million other no fear ones that i love...

"There are only two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know. 2. See #1"
-Anonymous

damn i have heaps more, but cant think of them atm...

oh, also check out the one in my sig...

 

[Hans]

In the end, all women need to know is how to spread their legs.

 

[INFESTA]

Originally posted by Hans
In the end, all women need to know is how to spread their legs.

Beautiful...

 

[Krypton X]

Originally posted by Hans
In the end, all women need to know is how to spread their legs.

And who's gonna make ya dinner?