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A "Stiff" Lesson

.::John::.

Starting XI
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SIX schoolboys were unable to hide their embarrassment after swallowing VIAGRA before class.

The blushing pals, aged 12 to 13, learned a hard lesson as fellow pupils collapsed in fits of giggles.

Eventually the teacher asked what was up — and a squirming lad confessed to taking the impotency pills, which one of them had pinched from his dad.

The six, who gulped the tablets down on their lunchbreak, were led to the sickbay of the all-boys comprehensive — while staff dialled 999.

An ambulance took them to hospital where they stayed until the effects of the trouser-bursting prank wore off.

The Year Eight pupil who took the pills to Forest School in Winnersh, Berks, was under temporary suspension yesterday.

A school official confirmed: “All six pupils who were taken to the Royal Berkshire Hospital were discharged and are not expected to suffer any ill effects.”

A school source said: “They took a tablet each for a dare.

“By the time the afternoon lessons began there was no hiding what they had done.

“They were all sitting at their desks trying to cover up the tents on their laps. Everyone was laughing.”

Sun doctor Carol Cooper said: “Viagra doesn’t usually work unless you are feeling sexually aroused — but quite honestly what boy of 12 or 13 isn’t nowadays?”


LMAO! :D (H)
 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
Re: A "Stiff" Lesson

Originally posted by .::John::.
“Viagra doesn’t usually work unless you are feeling sexually aroused — but quite honestly what boy of 12 or 13 isn’t nowadays?”
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lol
cool story ... wouldn't of wanted to be one of those kids ...
it is a pain when you get a hard on in class ... but that must of been hell :p
 

yoyo913

Team Captain
Re: A "Stiff" Lesson

Originally posted by .::John::.
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The six, who gulped the tablets down on their lunchbreak, were led to the sickbay of the all-boys comprehensive — while staff dialled 999.
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i usually call 911
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
Unless it makes your cock 15 inches long I don't see how this is a problem...

I've had a woody in school before... I guess with the type of pants I wear you just can't tell :D
 
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IceBlu

Guest
ur kidding me ! a stiffy shows thru my jeans or any type of pants i wear. :(
 

Sukur54

Senior Squad
Originally posted by MastaLFC
Unless it makes your cock 15 inches long I don't see how this is a problem...

I've had a woody in school before... I guess with the type of pants I wear you just can't tell :D

or the type of dick u have is too small? :o :p

nah seriously though kader is right unless you go to a private school and wear dress pants or wear super tight gay jeans this should not be a problem.
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
I wear my pants way below my waist, so I guess the belt is always around my dick that's why you can't tell :crazyboy: And they're baggy to begin with anyway...
 
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IceBlu

Guest
Originally posted by ShiftyPowers
Just point it to the sky so the waist line is holding it down. Seriously, it's an easy solution.


i thought i was the only sick freak that did it :D:D:D:D
 

Moron

Fast Breeder
Life Ban
I get a boner everday in all my classes, which usually last the whole period. :confused:


Is this normal ?:confused:
 

rony31

Team Captain
Originally posted by ShiftyPowers
Just point it to the sky so the waist line is holding it down. Seriously, it's an easy solution.

maybe I should try that... but then again, if I get a stiff, it might end up poking out of the top of my pants, and it'll look like I have an alien in my stomach that's trying to escape :confused: :|

PS: Kader... never show us a picture of your crotch again :(
 

jbradley21

Youth Team
AHAHAHHA moron, that is bordering abnormal!! the kids taking viagra, why didnt they just use the "TUCK" position, crack a fat and slip him away. then no-one notices;) ;) works for me:hump:
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
Originally posted by ShiftyPowers
Just point it to the sky so the waist line is holding it down. Seriously, it's an easy solution.

I do that when I wear shorts, coz otherwise it would be visible :crazyboy:

Originally posted by rony31
but then again, if I get a stiff, it might end up poking out of the top of my pants, and it'll look like I have an alien in my stomach that's trying to escape :confused: :|

Rony, go see a doctor as soon as possible. Green penises are not normal.

Kir khor :D
 

m3th0d

Starting XI
i sit right behind this really fine ass chick in my philosophy class and she wears those low ride jeans and omg.. u can see her thong and everything.. i be poppin' maaaaaaaaad boners! :kader: (H)
 

shokz

The Red Devil
Originally posted by IceBlu
ur kidding me ! a stiffy shows thru my jeans or any type of pants i wear. :(

:(

I know how you feel, cant get up till the huge bugger wears off aye?. :(
 
Re: A "Stiff" Lesson

Originally posted by .::John::.
The six, who gulped the tablets down on their lunchbreak, were led to the sickbay of the all-boys comprehensive — while staff dialled 999.

An ambulance took them to hospital where they stayed until the effects of the trouser-bursting prank wore off.

i could get out of school just like that.......................... :o

Ice, looks like you're not the only one....... me too :$

and moron.......... it happens coz ur a moron....... ur maths teacher is so old he can barely walk ffs......... u have no chance with him :kader:
 


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