afghanisthan's Tv Guide

[rahulmvora]

Afghani TV Guide !!!!!

MONDAY
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAY:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Infidel Slayer"

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When The Northern Alliance Attacks"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAY:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"


FRIDAY:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"



PS :- this is just for fun . any afghani's pls take this lightly .once again is say " THIS IS JUST FOR FUN","TAKE IT LIGHTLY"

 

[Internazionale]

LOL ! ...Good one, Rahul.

 

[Sukur54]

Re: afghanisthan's Tv Guide

Originally posted by rahulmvora

10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
"

That one is not right youre making fun of the God of all islamic followers.

 

[Joe]

Yea, so?

And people take my God's name in vain everyday by saying "Jesus Christ!" in a moment of anguish. But you don't see an uproar over it.

 

[Sukur54]

im not uproaring joe just saying its not right.
im not going IN THE NAME OF HOLY ALLAH I WILL START A HOLY WAR AGAINTS you. just a friendly reminder here.

 

[Savo]

Originally posted by Sukur54
im not uproaring joe just saying its not right.
im not going IN THE NAME OF HOLY ALLAH I WILL START A HOLY WAR AGAINTS you. just a friendly reminder here.

calm down man

 

[Ubik Valis]

OMG!?!?

This thread has to be the biggest reminder of how ignorant people get when their minds are fu**ed up by the western media........so like......whenever you hear the word "Afghanistan"........you think = terrorists, Osama etc. ...

OMG?!?!?!

 

[Sukur54]

Originally posted by Savo
calm down man

i am calm stop trying to interigate i know ur tricks

and dragan ur right my friend this sucks for the people in afghanistan.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

It's....a....JOKE. Calm down, part of the reason it's funny is because it's a simplified and incorrect view of Afganistan. Geez!

Good one by the way Rahul, I thought it was funny. I'll certainly be tuning in for "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"

 

[Jambo Den]

although racism is not tolerated at all on these boards, this post is great!!! it's funny dogg

though because of the world we live in, it is totally PC crazy!!!!!!

people can't seem to be able to be light hearted and take everything ultra seriously, and people have nothing better to do in their lives than nitpick things in what people say........

I've been on the brunt of many jokes of Scots, and i could easily claim everyone who slagged my nation are mindless racists, but i don't because i'm a great guy

everyone is always going to be on the end of prejudice, the trouble is drawing the line......

 

[Sukur54]

a little joking wont hurt anyone i agree to that too.
i was just saying that it shouldt be usead it was just an "idea" forget that i said it.

 

[IceBlu]

can't we even enjoy a joke anymore without flippin out ?!

Yeah like Joe said , i've seen plenty of movies where the person says somfin like "Jesus F*ckin Christ !"....

and Dragan, what else is a person gonna associate with Afghanistan ?? Beaches? Babes in bikinis? The freezin alps ?


hehe Good one though Rahul my favorite one being - "Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

 

[JTNY]

Yes this was funny for me. We (Christian's) can make fun of religion and take it lightly as we all have no prob with it. We come from society's where we are all (basically) Christian, so we are making fun or being disrespectful too OURSELVES. Some people do not like it when they are made fun of.


I still thought it was funny.

 

[monkee]

Stereotypes can be funny as long as you don't believe them. You see it on Letterman's top ten list all the time.

PC has gone mad. Can't call short people short (or stumpy ) they are now vertically challenged, etc. Ridiculous.

You just gotta be able to laugh at yourself and your own stereotype. Example:

WELSH FRICTION (pulp fiction)

The Scene:
John Travolta and Samuel L. Carlos*son sitting in car talking. (Pulp Fiction music fades off...)

S: OK, so tell me again about the Welsh.

J: Whaddya wanna know?

S: Bestiality is legal there, right?

J: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They want you to **** sheep in your home or certain designated places.

S: And those are valleys?

J: OK, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy a sheep, it's legal to own a sheep, and if you're a farmer it's legal to sell or loan sheep, it's ILLEGAL to **** sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't matter 'cos, getta loada this, the police in Wales are too stupid to notice you've got a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's one intellect the police in Wales DON'T have.

S: Aw man. I'm not goin', that's all there is to it, I'm never ****in' goin'.

J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do you know what the funniest thing about Wales is?

S: What?

J: It's the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.

S: Example.

J: OK. You can walk into a movie theatre in Cardiff and order a measure of coke, and I'm not talkin' about no white nose dust, I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in MacDonald's. Do you know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in Wales?

S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?

J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the **** a 1/4 pounder is.

S: So whadda they call it?

J: (assumes Welsh accent) A "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch".

S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch?

J: That's right.

S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?

J: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent again).

S: (imitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?
(Both men laugh)

S: Whadda they call a Whopper?

J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French Fries in Swansea instead of ketchup?

S: What?

J: Coal.

S: Aw man... J: I've seen 'em do it man, they ****in' drown 'em in that ****.
(cue music and fade...)

 

[Ubik Valis]

Originally posted by IceBlu


and Dragan, what else is a person gonna associate with Afghanistan ?? Beaches? Babes in bikinis? The freezin alps ?

Yeah, yeah......sure.....right.........y@pe i agree .......i'm sure if you were from Afghanistan you'd find it funny that the rest of the world think of your country as this fu**ing stone-age terrorism HQ

 

[Jambo Den]

Originally posted by Dragan T
Yeah, yeah......sure.....right.........y@pe i agree .......i'm sure if you were from Afghanistan you'd find it funny that the rest of the world think of your country as this fu**ing stone-age terrorism HQ

If i was an afghan and seen this i'd take it as a bit of light hearted fun, so by your view i can call you a racist for calling me a sheep shagger, aye?

 

[Ubik Valis]

Originally posted by Jambo Den
If i was an afghan and seen this i'd take it as a bit of light hearted fun, so by your view i can call you a racist for calling me a sheep shagger, aye?

no......

first of all.........sheepfu**ing and terrorism aren't the same ................

besides........i've been called a sheeshagger many a time