...and the award for worst movie ever goes to...

[PhiLLer]

Torque!

I just watched it on cable channel and quite frankly, I feel abused by this pure evil and disgusting piece of so-called film making.

Now we all know the Fast And The Furious franchise doesn't exactly rely on great film making but it's somehow still entertaining. Now Torque, although perhaps one could catergorize this movie in the same genre, is just pure rape!

I won't even go into trying to explain why it is so extremely bad...ok, just briefly then. A great example of how not to use CGI. Acting? what acting? how did these "actors" keep a straight face while doing the scenes, kudos to them. We've seen the story before, we've seen the characters before but we've never seen it done so badly. The director...does he know how to use a camera?! And last but not least, thrown in for good measure, a reasuring thought that black and white people can live in harmony (underline by a close up shot of the black and white guy shaking hands...awww bless).

I feel dirty, I feel abused and I want whatever time I spent watching this piece of turd back.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Get over it, princess.

 

[Tom]

Torque is pretty bad, but not even on the same plane as badness as Dungeons and Dragons.

TROD.

 

[Hakeem]

but D&D is geeky bad. Torque is just trash.

 

[Tom]

yeah but because D&D is geeky bad, to non geeks its even worse

TROD.

 

[King]

Torque was the worst movie i ever saw. The visual effects were even worst than the Indian Action Movies.

 

[Áļéאָ]

worst movie i ever saw was Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000. Torque cant compare to that awfull disgusting awfull bad ugly...ok u get the picture

 

[Tom]

that is a terrible terrible movie Alex, good choice.

Escape from LA? or is it NY? the latter one, thats bad.

Oh and Dune, thats shocking.

TROD.

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

Yeah, Battlefield Earth was TERIBBLE.

One has to wonder what kind of crack John Travolta was on when he accepted the role.

 

[Callan]

Why you people bother watching those films I have no idea.

 

[Áļéאָ]

I have an excuse... i had not idea what it was. Some friend rent the movie and brought it to some party where we watched it all together. Plz god forgive me for i have seen this movie

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

I rarely watch crap movies (i.e. Battlefield Earth, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Napoleon Dynamite, etc.), but when I do it's usually at a friends house, or when I'm bored and there's nothing on, or just out of curiosity.

 

[Hakeem]

Napoleon Dynamite does not belong in here at all

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

Yeah, well. I'm not one that's easily amused.

 

[IceBlu]

Napoleon Dynamite is pure genius.

I loved every minute of it.

"she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!"

 

[Joe Star]

Dont forget Stealth, Ladder 49 & S.W.A.T as as well...........complete

 

[x4dixont]

jason x, i thort swat was ok

 

[Sir Calumn]

Napoleon Dynamite is pure genius.

I loved every minute of it.

"she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!"

That was awesome but the best bit of the whole film was definately when the guy killed the cow infront of the School Bus \o

 

[::shinji::]

I don't think Napoleon Dynamite was ever meant to be a roll-on-the-floor laughing type movie, more of an amusing satire about North American high-school life...

 

[Virgo]

that is a terrible terrible movie Alex, good choice.

Escape from LA? or is it NY? the latter one, thats bad.

Oh and Dune, thats shocking.

TROD.

erm? all those three are cult movies. It's done in BD style.

didn't get into Napoleon's Dynamite humour myself, didn't laugh once.