Broke my damn wrist. Fed up.

[Bobby]

He means a ball, not donuts.

I make Peter Crouch look fat.

 

[rony31]

I broke my wrist during a slide tackle during the summer. The cross I was trying to block ended up resulting in a goal, I got up, looked at my dinner-fork shaped wrist, subbed off quietly and went to the hospital. Sucked balls, but my car's automatic so I was still able to drive. Couldn't run for 2 or 3 weeks cuz of the pain. You'll live though.

 

[MikeyM]

White men can't dunk. Albanians shouldn't even think about trying.

I can dunk biscuits for England Actually I can only dunk right handed at the moment so I don't get tea/coffee on my cast.

 

[lavdaloot]

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[MikeyM]

Firstly I was not after sympathy or "celebrity" as you put it. It was simply that I felt like telling people what happened. I am obviously flattered that people on here thought enough of me to wish me well.

Why you have to be personally insulting is beyond me. Although judging by your above post I suspect you spam most threads.