Create your own cool Christmas animal...

[Haukur Gudnason]

This guy is Benny the penguin. He likes to smoke crack and get drunk, he used to be into LSD until he thought he was a polar bear and picked a fight with a walrus.

Benny is a self employed crystal Meth dealer, his favourite meth is 'ICE'

He is a muther******* junkie bastard and a nasty little ****er.

Can you beat this cool cat?

 

[Mutt]

this little guy is the official scrooge of christmas.

closely related to the goldsmith beetle, he is able to steal from relatives whom harvest the gold from which his beautiful gown is made from.

 

[Hopeunited]

oh my... I wish I had this kind of time on my hands.


Anyways back to biology lab report for me. Cute animals btw.

 

[Filipower]

(portuguese members-->)

about the topic..

this is Jay, the lizzard, and he likes listening to music.

 

[Sir Calumn]

This is Lame Duck and he is histories greatest monster. He lives in a big house which is painted white, ancient Romans used to dip their togas in urine to make them look whiter, hence it is a nice metaphor for democracy being pissed on. Lame Duck's main hobby is killing people, but he also enjoys letting people die and not interveneing when people are being killed. His motos include "Dont Debate - Manipulate" and "Conserve nothing, con everyone".

Luckily, Lame Duck isnt very clever, and generally relies on the help of his brother Dangerous Duck and his father Rather Insignificant Duck in order to pursue his perverted past time of screwing up the world. Anyone in Lame Duck's gang, namely his right hand man Nearly Dead Duck or his friend Token Black Face Duck, get extra special treatment but everyone else is bullied and oppressed by Lame Duck and his gang. He tells them that if they dont do what he says, Fritz the Facist Flying Pig will kill them. Regrettable, Fritz the Facist Flying Pig doesnt actually exist.

Lame Duck is considered very dangerous and should not be approached under any circumstances. Luckily, Ducks have a very small lifespan and we wont have to put up with him for more than four more years.

 

[jatin]

This is Lame Duck and he is histories greatest monster. He lives in a big house which is painted white, ancient Romans used to dip their togas in urine to make them look whiter, hence it is a nice metaphor for democracy being pissed on. Lame Duck's main hobby is killing people, but he also enjoys letting people die and not interveneing when people are being killed. His motos include "Dont Debate - Manipulate" and "Conserve nothing, con everyone".

Luckily, Lame Duck isnt very clever, and generally relies on the help of his brother Dangerous Duck and his father Rather Insignificant Duck in order to pursue his perverted past time of screwing up the world. Anyone in Lame Duck's gang, namely his right hand man Nearly Dead Duck or his friend Token Black Face Duck, get extra special treatment but everyone else is bullied and oppressed by Lame Duck and his gang. He tells them that if they dont do what he says, Fritz the Facist Flying Pig will kill them. Regrettable, Fritz the Facist Flying Pig doesnt actually exist.

Lame Duck is considered very dangerous and should not be approached under any circumstances. Luckily, Ducks have a very small lifespan and we wont have to put up with him for more than four more years.

U sure are beating around the "bush".

 

[Jon]

Where would this thread be without Rudiger the Llama? Rudiger enjoys a cool, refreshing pint at night with some good cheese on toast. A strange old llama, but he has high hopes...







Ill get my coat.

 

[The Don't]

This is John, he likes going to gigs and has an interest in computing hardware/software mainly graphics cards and CPU's.

 

[Seán D]

This is Declan and he just likes to rest after a long day in the office. He has some friends over and they watch football on tv with a few beverages and chips.

 

[Ebonix]

This is Porsche, As you can see, shes a hippo who likes to turn heads, but shes not cheap! This is one expensive hippo, but shes worth it. Some say she can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.

She is a lady of the night.

 

[King]

She is Mina Singh. She is the best whore and has the ability to take 3 cocks at a time and also she is STD and pregnancy proof. Santa Clause had crush on her when they were in high school together but she cheated on him. She got caught with Santa's deers and unfortunately he saw some huge erections of the deers, three big cocks in Minas mouth. From that day he is unable to get an erection.

 

[Joe Star]

Words cannot describe your posts King

 

[Bobby]

This is Albi the Wombat.

Best know for his close ties to the Yakuza, he served as a spy for the Icelandic government in Saint Petersberg, Russia in the mid 80's.

 

[Filipower]

man, that animal does look like a spy

U sure are beating around the "bush".

touché

 

[0le_Spain]

This is "Spanky" the monkey and every year he asks Santa for a new girlfriend but every year he is disappointed again and again...and again

 

[Filipower]

they call it a lot of different things, but Spanky there isn't getting 'disappointed'

 

[itsbeenpickedup]

She is Mina Singh.

In all fairness that is a male peacock.

 

[jatin]

In all fairness that is a male peacock.

Yeah...king shud get his facts right...


*Among other things..i know a girl named Mina Singh...damn shes hot*

 

[jatin]

This is shadow the Horse...hes generally a quite guy and likes to peer at things(like hes doing in the photo). He likes to have good food and some drinks to make him feel good. He enjoys the hot sessions he has with the female horses and sometimes with the farmer..or the random drunk tht mistakes him for a whore...

 

[King]

In all fairness that is a male peacock.

Damn i didn't see his cock or the testicles.