SG Crew '06 News
O-car, dubbed as a 'much underrated young talent' by other Captains, has recently put to pen to paper and signed for relegation-battlers SG Crew 2006.
'We're lucky to have signed him, and we know all of our high expectations will be met' said Mandieta6, the '06 captain. Mandieta6 has been involved in many high-profile transfer rumours, but this is his first big success.
When asked what his thoughts were about his move, O-car replied with: "This is truly a sensational feeling. It's a feeling matched only by a bowl of Petty Officer Bacon flakes" And this when asked about his new teamates: "I couldn't have chosen a better team to join, and to have such talents as Lee and Az will prove essential in the quest for the title. The pair bring to the table a unique set of talent and skill which would without a doubt be a great asset to any team"
O-car now joins a numerous line of talented youngsters, of the likes of dipanjan, snake_boy and previously Kimikal, who have all been known as possible legends in the making.
When questioned about dipanjan possible move, O-car said: "I think that it would be a move that would surely weaken the team, but no member is unreplacable." Whilst his teammate and captain has been quoted as saying that 'whilst it is true that we once wished to trade him, we have now realised what an asset he really is, and can confirm that he will not be moving."
O-car's attitude towards his former team is admirable, as he says about them and their fans: "It has been an honor playing for the fans of my former club, an experience I will keep in my thoughts as I move on. "
As a point of interest, when asked who would he sign for the team were he able to sign anyone, O-car replied: "Given an opportunity to sign a member of my choice, I would sign Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba (ChelseaFann88). His comedic standup and political views would be a strong and powerful asset to the club, and his long hair would lure in the female fans".
Mandieta6 is known to be interested in ChelseaFan88 for many reasons, but the move is as probable as Yossarian's of winning White Man of the Year.
Our reporters also caught up with Tajike, the fluffy and original Captain of the '03 Crew, who let go of O-Car in exchange for Kimikal, and asked him so questions about the upcoming Battle Royale:
"I personally feel that Kimikal's fluffy presence will be an enormous boost to our crew. O-Car might be the hottset prospect around but I believe the flexibility and the sheer Christian allignement of Kimi could be considered as a unique asset which no other crew can offer. Oh, and he's extremely good-looking aswell."
"I wish him the best of luck in finishing second to last instead of the last place he's condemned to" On rival captain Mandieta6's chances, and "My goal is the semifinals. After that I'd be pleased at whatever may happen to us" on his own.