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Dumbest Sportsmen/women

henry#14

Starting XI
You can post the dumbest things said by sportspeople. i have some from soccer players. (close this thread if there's been one)

I'm not sure if they're all true, but they're funny(well...a bit)

Beckham
In an interview they asked him whether or not he wants to Christen his son. Beckham replied 'I definatley want Brooklyn Christened, I just don't know in to what religion'.

Jason McAteer
There's the story about him filling in a credit card application form and where it asked "position within company" he wrote "right back." Then there's the story about him ordering a pizza at a restraunt, and when asked whether he wanted his pizza cut into quarters or eighths, he replied "quarters, I'm not hungry enough to eat 8 slices".

Robbie Savage
He once smashed a glass table at the bottom of his stairs in his house, he couldn't be bothered to clean it up until the morning so he went to bed, the next morning he walked down the stairs and forgot about all the glass and promptly cut his foot to ribbons. he missed a few matches because of that.

Jardel-this just made me pity the guy:
When Gremio went to play Ajax in the 95 Toyota cup final, the Brazilian market has just opened up for foreign cars and their were quite a few Asian manufacturers in the streets.

When he arrived in Japan he said: "WOW, their is loads of imported cars here in Japan"

Claudiu Raducanu from Espanol-quite a few:
When he was 6, he broke a window while playing football inside his house, so his father took the football and threw it out the window. He jumped after it from the 3rd floor.

When he got transferred from Extensiv Craiova to Steaua Bucuresti, he took the train to Bucharest. When he arrived, he felt the train station was so big that he got scared and took the train back.

He was watching TV one day, with Claudiu Niculescu [ex-Genoa, now in Dinamo Bucharest. Actually, this short story was told by Niculescu] and there were the news on TV. It was very hot outside, so the news presenter said: "Heat is killing people all over the country." Terrified, Raducanu replied: "Who the hell is this Heat guy?! He's killing people everywhere."

Feel free to add more
 

Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
henry#14
Posted a thread which relates to sport in general outside the Other Sports Forum. He will forever go down in history as a Shifty*wit.
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
Originally posted by Rob
henry#14
Posted a thread which relates to sport in general outside the Other Sports Forum. He will forever go down in history as a Shifty*wit.
ha ha ha(H) why he need comments which are dumb and also said by dumb people.:rolleyes:
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
Re: Dumbest Sportsmen/women

Originally posted by henry#14
Claudiu Raducanu from Espanol-quite a few:
He jumped after it from the 3rd floor.

how the **** is he walking today, let alone playing football...

:rolleyes:
 

Help?

Fan Favourite
Lol Beckham's funny and Jason's the best! Raducanu is pretty funny too, btw did he play for Steua Bucharest 1 year ago?
 

Elber2k3

Senior Squad
Originally said by Andreas Möller
Mailand oder Madrid Hauptsache Italien

A reporter asked Möller where he wants to play.

Translation (not sure if it's correct): Milan or Madrid.In any case Italy.
 

Shindig

Fan Favourite
Sir Bobby's Quote #7364
"Some of these trees are from the time of Christ. Some of them two hundred years old"

Upon commenting on Terry Butcher's performance
"Terry Butcher!? Was he playing!?"
 

JtK

Club Supporter
'Ik maak 70% van de goals, en Wilmots maakt de overige 40%'-Ingo Anderbrügge

Translation: I score 70% of the goals and Wilmots score the other 40%.
Orginally said by Ingo Anderbrügge,former Schalke player.
 

rony31

Team Captain
Re: Re: Dumbest Sportsmen/women

Originally posted by Gerrard 17
how the **** is he walking today, let alone playing football...

:rolleyes:

I doubt falling 3 stories will give you an injury bad enough to ruin your chance to play sports

and that pizza one's class
 

$teauA

Superstar
Raducanu is known to be a complete idiot, it's like he lives on some other planet or something he has no idea what's going on except when he is on the pitch and for me that's good enough well at least when he played at Steaua. He was the Divizia A top goalscorer 2 years in a row, I think he played there from 2000-2004 or maybe he came in 1999 I can't remember correctly. Oh and Gerrad I jumped from the second floor before and I had no type of injury what so ever so I guess making the fall 10 feet bigger will probably hurt for a while but nothing serious.
 

Avalanche

Senior Squad
I found some nuggets in an old issue of FourFourTwo:

"He ate ice cream as an hors d'oeurve."--Dino Zoff, on Paul Gascoigne

"There's a rumour in Spain that Manchester United players have to wear special underwear with a Vodafone logo in it. If I have to wear it, I will."--No wonder Ricardo never got beyond reserve backup at ManYoo

"In a nutshell, if we win the group we stay in a crap hotel in Oita; second place and we're in Niigata, much nicer."--Trevor Brooking got what he wanted in the end. Wonder if he liked the accomadations?

"Kilkenny City may be forced into playing with a lone striker and packing midfield, as they did against Longford Town, as striker Donal Golden has gone on holidays."--The Irish Times. Number one for football previews that tell it like it is!

And I saved yet another case of Romanian lunacy for last:

"I got a permanent erection, and the others couldn't stop laughing."--Unknown Dinamo Bucharest player. Kids, that is what happens when you take performance enhancers.
 

Seb

Banned : [Racism and child pornography]
Life Ban
Just read some of those kevin Keagan quotes. Bloody hell(H)
 


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