A long time ago, 250 million and 3 Galácticos away the Rebel Alliance of Barça and Lio Skywalker besieged the empire of Santiago Bernabéu.
It has been a period of swine flu,money, Pepe 'El Brujo, Alcorcón,money, Triplete talk, Guti only being popular on Crackòvia , Arnau destroying the Real Madrid thread, KingPaul V leaving…and oh yeah more money.
Darth Florentino Pérez seeing the destruction of his beloved team hit the Monopoly board and used the 'force' (€250 million) to buy...
Karim Benzema (forget the amount but it was a waste anyway)
...Kaká for €65 million ( formerly Co-owned by AC Milan & Jesus)
...and Cristiano "CR9" Ronaldo for €94 million (formerly of Manchester United)
Not wanting to be undone (and mostly because Eto'o was about to hit a Bosman on them the next season, and because Llorente wasn't really gonna sell Villa) Joan Laporta summoned the force on
Zlatan Ibrahimović (formerly of Inter)
It has been a period of swine flu,money, Pepe 'El Brujo, Alcorcón,money, Triplete talk, Guti only being popular on Crackòvia , Arnau destroying the Real Madrid thread, KingPaul V leaving…and oh yeah more money.
Darth Florentino Pérez seeing the destruction of his beloved team hit the Monopoly board and used the 'force' (€250 million) to buy...
Karim Benzema (forget the amount but it was a waste anyway)
...Kaká for €65 million ( formerly Co-owned by AC Milan & Jesus)
...and Cristiano "CR9" Ronaldo for €94 million (formerly of Manchester United)
Not wanting to be undone (and mostly because Eto'o was about to hit a Bosman on them the next season, and because Llorente wasn't really gonna sell Villa) Joan Laporta summoned the force on
Zlatan Ibrahimović (formerly of Inter)
Venue: Camp Nou, Barcelona
Kickoff: 19:00 GMT
Referee:
Current League Form
Real Madrid:
WDWWW
FC Barcelona
DWDWD
Past Five Meetings
Real Madrid 2:6 FC Barcelona
FC Barcelona 2:0 Real Madrid
Real Madrid 4:1 FC Barcelona
FC Barcelona 0:1 Real Madrid
FC Barcelona 3:3 Real Madrid
May the force of Saviola be with you…