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Embarassing player names

A

Alenitchev

Reserve Team
Well...

Top this:


:D
 
E

Edward_ Black

Guest
Mmmm, would that Argel dude be a 'he or a she'..or, oh no, he wouldn't dare ... Ned :rolleyes:
 
J

Jp5

Guest
very funny ... very fun indeed Ovchinikov lets see when f.c porco comes to the hell 15/09/2k1 and when argel brakes a leg to deco
and its not my team that have a player named "maricas" oh sorry maric.
:D :D :D SLB4EVER :D :D :D

"NAO MORRAS SEM VER JUGAR MANTORRAS"

[ 09-06-2001: Message edited by: Jp5 ]
 
A

Alenitchev

Reserve Team
Who is Mantorras? Oh, you mean the "don't touch me sweetie, you're not my kind" ?

Here's a joke
In 17th August 2001, In the Liga Profissional de Clubes HQ, having heard Sport Lisboa and Benfica's complain "LET MANTORRAS PLAY", in the person of the PR of the SLB and the SLB S.A.D, it was decided in reunion by the LC, presided by the LC chairman, and his FPF homologue the following points:

>Art. 1o

>All players that play against Benfica with Mantorras(referred as "Poor Little Guy" from now on) on the starting lineup can't play with Central Defenders

>Art. 2o:
>At best the defenders can't be older than 8 (eight) years old, or are midgets

>Art. 3o:
Even in the last case, defenders must play with the hands tied and without boots in order to not hurt Poor Little Guy

>Art. 4o:
Failure in doing so will carry with one automatic defeat, and the prohibition of playing with DM in the following matches

>Art. 5o:

>Note For Sporting Clube De Portugal (SCP) and FUTEBOL CLUBE DO PORTO (FCP)

a) Every time they play against Poor Little Guy, they are also forbiden to use the goalkkeper. This measure is to ensure Poor Little Guy's goal scoring instinct, and to avoid any evil attempt to stop Poor Little Guy's natural development as a soccer player.
b)If it is failed to accomplish this rules, teams are forbidden to use the 4 midfielders c)In FCP's case, Mário Silva, Jorge Costa, Paulinho Santos and Quintana are set to be arrested during the 90' minutes.

d) In SCP's case, Beto isn't allowed to enter the stadium, as his presence might disturb Poor Little Guy's concentration

Art. 6o:
>Boavista Only
a) Their tough play might distrub Poor Little Guy's concentration, so they are forced to play with their "D" team
b) In case if Boavista don't have a "D" team, they must play with the U-10 team)
c) Failure on doing this will carry a 10 year suspension of the club to Zimbabwe>>

A copy follows to your honour the President of the Portuguese Republic, the Consumer's party chairman, and PETA's chairman

Lisbon 17th Augusto 2001
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BTW, Argel is his nickname...
 
E

Edward_ Black

Guest
So it seems to be a 'joke' relating to your local scene, and here i am thinking that that guy was a smidge off centre, maybe he is, but i wouldn't really know, so it's better to leave it up to you more knowledgable guys who know your local players better than i do .. Ned ;)
 
J

Jp5

Guest
thats so old ... can't think something ORIGINAL ? oh well is just u fuc*ng race off losers heheheh let your *****ng team come to lisbon and you will be crushed :D :D :D
SLB4EVER ((NN)) CAPITAL ((NN))[

"NNao morras sem ver jogar MANTORRAS!!!!"
 
J

Jp5

Guest
Edward_Black hehe mantorras is the sensation player of this year season already done a hat-trick in the last game "Benfica, meanwhile, were a goal down after 21 minutes when Marco Ferreira slammed in a fierce shot - but Mantorras, Alverca's top scorer last season, ensured the Eagles avoided another early season embarr***ment.
He levelled on 31 minutes with his first league goal after an ***ist from Ljubinko Drulovic and notched his second six minutes later following a Zlatko Zahovic freekick. The Angolan teenager completed his treble on 72 minutes with a powerful drive." his just 19 and he brakes the defense so easely and score superb goals ... u now dont know him but in 2/3 years everybody will speak about him :D :D :D
 
D

DmadcowV

Guest
ok, so it's Argel ****s. Let's see if it becomes Argel ****s Porto, Argel ****s Deco, Argel ****s Jorge Costa (that I'd like to see). About Mantorras, let's just say that his shirt is invaluable. The defenders want it so much that they keep grabbing him by the shirt during the game, but he still keeps running. ;)

Note: ****s is Argel last name. It's not a bad word here...
 
T

the -Russian Rocket-

Youth Team
yeah, I knew this F-ucks guy a long time ago - ever since Premier Manager 99 of Actua Sports.

There is a guy in Russia named Semen Semenenko, and all English-speakers seem to laugh at it. But you can write Semen as in Semion too, so if this name will bother the guy in the future, he will change it.

PS. What is with Russians in Porto? First some guy in these forums posted as "Alenitchev", now "Ovchinnikov". What they are really that good in Porto? Alenichev seems to leave, as I see it..

PPS. Damn this forum. Here is a list of words it screws up: ***umption, embar***ment, p***ion, p***, cl***, ***ail, ***asin, t***el, tr***, l***itude.... don't you guys think there's something wrong with it?
 
S

Sam - FGN

Guest
I can't top old FÚCKS but there's a guy in my top local league called Robert Pooharder he play's for Haverlock North Wanderer's.
 
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