Explosive Vaginas

[schmeichel01]

http://www.securitynewsportal.com/c...ws.cgi?database=HLS1.db&command=viewone&id=14

Following the recent cancellation of certain flights from the UK to Washington, US, British agents have been reported as having intelligence pointing to female Al Qaeda-linked operatives planning to smuggle explosives inside their vaginas.

Eight to twelve ounces of plastic explosives would have been a manageable quantity to smuggle on board the Boeing 747 flights and would have been prepared and detonated in the toilet after take-off.

A Scotland Yard source is reported to have said: "Smuggling a bomb on to a plane by this method is one of our worst nightmares". This scenario is one of a number said to have been planned as part of a Christmas attack using multiple aircraft.

 

[Hans]

 

[LOCOlombia]

speechless

 

[Tom Green]

So, do they call a gynecologist or a bomb expert?

 

[manutd4eva]

WTF?

 

[Gerrard 17]

They started searching shoes after the shoe bomber guy....

so now..........

only to hot chicks tho

 

[FuriousGeorge]

Couldn't a guy just as easily do this if they stuffed his orifices full as well?

They could alway force everyone to wipe themselves with one of those detection pads.

 

[rhizome17]

Next time I go through customs somewhere I am going to say I have 12 inches of explosive material in my pants.

 

[bjmenge]

:funpost: :funny:

I would love to see the reaction of the security workers, if someone were to actually say that.

 

[TottiNZidaneR#1]

Originally posted by bjmenge
:funpost: :funny:

I would love to see the reaction of the security workers, if someone were to actually say that.

imagine if theres a gay security worker

 

[yoyo913]

damn that bitch is lose'

 

[RealMatriX]

holy, the measures al quaida has to go to terrorize ppl


if someone puts the explosive up their arse or up their vagina wouldn't it be obvious when they start walkin with a limp or somethin...

 

[fender]

That is disturbing.

 

[Moron]

 

[Jambo Den]

"Open flaps, bombs away!"

 

[Mauricio]

dont even try to imagine how they insert da bomb

 

[Alistair]

Originally posted by Mauricio
dont even try to imagine how they insert da bomb

Like Tampax?

 

[Bobby]

Originally posted by FuriousGeorge
Couldn't a guy just as easily do this if they stuffed his orifices full as well?

They could alway force everyone to wipe themselves with one of those detection pads.

what if some dude did that and farted near a flame?

That'd suck

 

[LaBrujita]

Originally posted by rhizome17
Next time I go through customs somewhere I am going to say I have 12 inches of explosive material in my pants.

Haven't laughed out loud reading a post on here for a long time, but that was beautiful.

 

[Paul]

but would the plastic really detonate with all the muttage?

:-puke: