Farts

[::shinji::]

Curious thought..

In all my years at SG, I have yet to recall reading any thread or conversation regarding farts. Why is that?

I know there's a lot of you here from India and other places with spicey cuisine, so I KNOW your asses have got to be going off 'round the clock. Is passing wind just not as funny elsewhere as it is in North America? Is it still a taboo subject for many of you? What is Islam's stance on flatulence?

 

[Theodorakis]

what a bad way to achieve 11.000th milestone.

 

[Jaboldinho]

what a bad way to achieve 11.000th milestone.

There's a good way?

 

[jatin]

I do remember a discussion about farts being smellier in the shower...

someone with lesser life than me might find and post a link...

 

[Run DMB]

Famous philosophers on farting:

Blaise Pascal

"All men's miseries derive from not being able to fart in a quiet room alone."

"The fart has reasons that reason cannot know."

Rene Descartes

"I have gas, therefore I fart. I fart, therefore I am."

"Except our own farts, there is nothing absolutely in our power."

Baruch Spinoza

"The world would be happier if men had the same capacity to fart that they have to speak."

 

[Rocky]

Farts, high brow stuff.

 

[::shinji::]

Blaise Pascal

"All men's miseries derive from not being able to fart in a quiet room alone."

Interesting, I'll have to give that one some deep thought.

Last week I was grocery shopping with my spouse and we walked past this old guy who looked like he was trying to decide between a couple of pineapples when all of a sudden he cut this long, slow, very baritone sounding fart. I don't know, it just seemed so wrong with all that food around..

 

[Filipower]

Thread.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Curious thought..

In all my years at SG, I have yet to recall reading any thread or conversation regarding farts. Why is that?

I know there's a lot of you here from India and other places with spicey cuisine, so I KNOW your asses have got to be going off 'round the clock. Is passing wind just not as funny elsewhere as it is in North America? Is it still a taboo subject for many of you? What is Islam's stance on flatulence?

Hahaha, that was a great episode. Kenny won by using one of those fireplace accordion things to literally blow air up his asshole.

 

[::shinji::]

Haha no kidding man, that staircase fart was epic, too bad it got cut off in this video..

This and "Who can hold a dump in their pants the longest" are easily my favourite episodes... and they say Canada contributes nothing to the world, bah!

 

[Mandieta6]

Who can bone more women is easily the best for me. Jesus did he **** Spenny up in that one.

 

[rony31]

Hahaha, that was a great episode. Kenny won by using one of those fireplace accordion things to literally blow air up his asshole.

Flatulent Assisted Rectal Tubing (F.A.R.T.) !

Az: I just saw that episode the other night, I was on the floor when I saw the ending, such gold. On that note though, is that show scripted? Some episodes just seem too ridiculous to be true to be honest.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Interesting, I'll have to give that one some deep thought.

Last week I was grocery shopping with my spouse and we walked past this old guy who looked like he was trying to decide between a couple of pineapples when all of a sudden he cut this long, slow, very baritone sounding fart. I don't know, it just seemed so wrong with all that food around..

Now this brings back memories about my last manager. He was on his 70's and there was never a day that went by when he wouldn't let at least one go. A great person to work for.

 

[Bobby]

Farts, high brow stuff.

The most successful threads of the most recent six months:

I'm Bored
Porno Discussion
Now I want you see who is Hamas (this evolved [yes, evolved] into a thread about IDF eye candy).

Farts weren't that far off. Soon we may be lucky enough to have a thread about a porno featuring bored IDF eye candy farting on each other.

 

[MaestroZidane]

haha it so happens that I just saw a movie ad for a porn fetish that has women farting. I never would have guessed such thing existed.

 

[::shinji::]

haha it so happens that I just saw a movie ad for a porn fetish that has women farting. I never would have guessed such thing existed.

 

[Run DMB]

Now I want you see who is Hamas (this evolved [yes, evolved] into a thread about IDF eye candy).

Evolved due to the intervention of a higher power.

By "higher power," I mean me.

 

[::shinji::]

Evolved due to the intervention of a higher power.

By "higher power," I mean me.

chicks with guns are always a crowd pleaser

 

[Mandieta6]

Jewesses are very hot.

 

[Filipower]

The hot ones are, the others not so much.