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favourite movie quote(s)

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nird

Senior Squad
You favourite movie quote(s) or quotations

I searched around, didn't find a thread like this so I thought I should make a thread to list the best quotes there is.

My favourites are as follows:

Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy? - Austin Powers, Gold Member

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Tyler Durden: **** damnation, man! **** redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: OK. Give me some water!
Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or...
[shouts]
Tyler Durden: look at me... or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.
Narrator: Please let me have it... *Please*!
Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die. - Fight Club

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Lester Burnham letter: My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day retireing to the mens room so I can jerk off and fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell. - American Beauty

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DR. LECTER:
You're sooo ambitious, aren't you...?
You know what you look like to me,
with your good bag and your cheap
shoes? You look like a rube. A well-
scrubbed, hustling rube with a little,
taste... Good nutrition has given
you some length of bone, but you're
not more than one generation from
poor white trash, are you Officer
Starling...? That accent you're trying
so desperately to shed - pure West
Virginia. What was your father, dear?
Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of
the lamp...? And oh, how quickly the
boys found you! All those tedious,
sticky fumblings, in the back seats
of cars, while you could only dream
of getting out. Getting anywhere -
yes? Getting all the way - to the
F...B...I.
- The Silence of the Lambs
 
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Voltaic Borusse

Fan Favourite
Not a quote per se, but meh.

"Network" (1976)

Arthur Jensen: "You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?! You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance!

You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multi-national dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, Reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels.

It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU WILL ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?"
 
P

PhiLLer

Fan Favourite
Jules in Pulp Fiction.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Here's one from Airplane that has me in stiches everytime I see it.

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
 
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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
Story of Ricky

(when Oscar decides to cut his stomach open and use his intestins (sp?) to strangle Ricky

Warden: "You've got a lot of guts, Oscar"

Kentucky Fried Movie

Klahn:: "Take him to Detroit!"
Prisoner: "No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!"

Klahn: "We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude."

Those crack me up every time
 
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IceBlu

Guest
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
 
N

ngyc

Fan Favourite
the introducing team member scence in dodgeball, somesort like

"Blade, Laser, Blazer and ................... Michelle" :D
 
A

aftab

Youth Team
"Three hours ago this man was in a battle.
Two hours ago we operated on him.
He's got a 50-50 chance
we win some, we loose some
That's what it's all about.
No promises.
No guaranteed survival.
No saints in surgical garb.
Our willingness, our experience, our
technique are not enough.
Guns and bombs and antipersonnel mines...
have more power to take life than we have to preserve it.
Not a very happy ending for a movie.
But then no war is a movie."

captain Hawkeye pierce (M*A*S*H)
 
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Virgo

Guest
"Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."



Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels


:Bow:
 
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Shiryu

Senior Squad
Most of my favorite quotes, are also Airplane! quotes... :fool:


Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up 'till now.

Jacobs: Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And, Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her best summer dress out of the closet, and put it on, and went to town.

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Plan 9 from Outer Space -

Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.....

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More later...
 
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Voltaic Borusse

Fan Favourite
Virgo said:
"Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."



Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels


:Bow:
Click to expand...

That's phallic.
 
S

Shiryu

Senior Squad
Big Trouble in Littel China

Carlos Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

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Full Metal Carlos*et

Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high.

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A Clockwork Orange

Alex: Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.



Some I'll never forget, thought there are many other timeless ones on these films...
 
K

King

My ass smells like your mom
Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
Bam!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
:Bow: :Bow:
 
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nird

Senior Squad
IceBlu said:
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Click to expand...

oh ****, what movie was that from again? It's on the tip of my toung...FVUK!
 
theo

theo

VII
"I just don't think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was virtue"
William Somerset, in Se7en


"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Morpheus, in The Matrix
 
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