One more funny story to share on Gullit and Sacchi. Sacchi was a notorious Peeping Tom. After games he'd stand in a corner and peep at his players under the shower. Gullit, naked and showering with Maldini and company, told Sacchi a story about a guy in Amsterdam with a 1 meter dick. An incredibly rare condition, all he could use it for was taking a piss. He tied it around his waist and was deeply unhappy with it. He decides to see a plastic surgeon and after hours of difficult surgery, the doctor was finally able to remove 75 cm of his dick. Two months later the bandaging is finally removed and the dude goes out to party, has sex with prostitutes and goes on a drunken spree with his doctor. When they're both hammered, the guy asks the doctor, ''whatever happened to the 75 cm?''. The doctor replies: ''Oh, we bought it a little wig and made it head coach of Milan''.
Maldini and all the Italians were mortified, coaches were sacred in Italy. Gullit didn't care. The Dutch contempt for coaches is pretty obvious, haha.