CarlosDanger
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Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2437804 said:
Which one happened first?
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Which one happened first?
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Sir Calumn
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The milk throwing. Though I did say she was built like an ox. Apparantly. Also after the milk apparantly I drenched her in gin. Waste of good gin. Then apparantly she attacked me and I laid her out with one punch. Which is pretty good for a fat drunk stoned norfolkian.CarlosDanger;2437829 said:
CarlosDanger
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Well, if she started the physical confrontation, it's only fair that you end it 
Women think they can get away with anything, just because they're women....
I remember one time this female friend of mine was sitting there and threatened to throw coffee on me. I told her she'd better not or else. She threw the (lukewarm) coffee on my crotch and laughed. I proceeded to hawk the biggest oyster ever and spat it right between her eyebrows (best spitting aim of my life!!!)
Needless to say, we weren't on speaking terms for a while...but these things blow over.
Women think they can get away with anything, just because they're women....
I remember one time this female friend of mine was sitting there and threatened to throw coffee on me. I told her she'd better not or else. She threw the (lukewarm) coffee on my crotch and laughed. I proceeded to hawk the biggest oyster ever and spat it right between her eyebrows (best spitting aim of my life!!!)
Needless to say, we weren't on speaking terms for a while...but these things blow over.
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Sir Calumn
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Haha, all seems good now, no flack, lots of positive vibes.
I know i'm a bit late with this, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, man. Let's pray for some many years more, halleluja!