Just thought I'd add the current squad's nicknames:
Goalies
Jesús "Why the hell am I at Tecos?" Corona
Guillermo "WTF does PacoMemo mean?" Ochoa
Defenders
Francisco "I cant defend for sh!t anymore" Rodríguez
Omar "I'm here because of TV Azteca" Trujillo
Rafael "If I wasnt a soccer player I'd be a model" Medina
Gonzalo "I dont even start for my club" Pineda
Aarón "I'm Cruz Azul's captain?!" Galindo
Mario "Fu(k you I'm from Atlas!" Méndez
Ricardo "Everyone seems to think I'm good" Osorio
Midfielders
Jaime "I wish I was a sriker" Lozano
Ramón "No one falls for my jukes anymore" Morales
Luis "I'm so overrated its not even funny" Perez
Juan Pablo "Only Lavolpe thinks I'm good" Rodríguez
Antonio "Thank god every Mexican in my position sucks" Naelson
Forwards
Omar "Where's Alberto Medina at?" Bravo
Alberto "Here I am Omar!" Medina
Francisco "I sold out when I went to Cruz Azul" Fonseca
Miguel "WTF am I doing on the natl team?!" Zepeda
Oribe "No one even knew me six months ago" Peralta