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Originally posted by Joe
OK. It's probably a rerun episode, but tonight I just thought it was hilarious:
(The Simpsons just completed their puzzle)
Flanders (from behind fence): Looks like you're missing a piece.
Homer: Well, it looks like you're missing a wife.
Flanders: Heh, well I guess I set myself up for that one.
(Homer dancing in gay night club)
Lesbians: I would have never thought looking at that would make me more lesbian.
Hans Moleman: Lesbians? This isn't my Army reunion.
*Man dressed in Army uniform*
Man: I'm taking you home with me.
Hans Moleman: Yes, Colonel.
Originally posted by ImmUniTy
Then at the parade outside the Kremlin the peace parade turns sour.
That moment cracks me up everytime.