funny soccer quotes

[adnan2850]

'Sometimes in soccer you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7 .- David Beckham

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - David Beckham

do you guys have any more????

 

[Awax]

there are tons of them,

there was a site dedicated to quotes like that, but I don't remember the url.

 

[dannyeli]

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper

'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.' - Ian Wright

'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.' - Gary Lineker

 

[rony31]

Originally posted by dannyeli
'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.' - Ian Wright

LMFAO!!

 

[Emre_5]

Originally posted by dannyeli


'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper

lol what an idiot...

 

[NIDOKING]

"Shilton, Don't worry, all the Goalkeepers are "boludos"" (boludos = dumbasses) - Maradona, refeering to "God's Hand" goal against England

"McMannaman, also the name is Funny" - Valdano, talking about his opinion of who was the best player at Euro 96'

"Reporteer: Why did River win?
Chanchi Estevez (ex-player of Racing Club): I don't know... but I love ******* Cardetti's wife" - Estevez (Cardetti, ex-River Striker, scored that game)

 

[rony31]

I have the History of Football DVDs... in that interview he also says "Shilton, you still dont understand, goalkeepers are useless"

 

[NIDOKING]

Originally posted by rony31
I have the History of Football DVDs... in that interview he also says "Shilton, you still dont understand, goalkeepers are useless"

Had the same video, I remember English subs was terrible bad.

As far as I remember, when Maradona say that, he was with a cup of... Champagne, or something with alcohol, and you could see in that interview that he was drunk.

Anyway, in Spanish I remember he said:

"Shilton, no te preocupes, todos los arqueros son boludos"

They did translate boludo into useless (in Spanish, Inutil) because I think the Video Producers were avoiding insults (Boludo is one), or something similar, also, "no te preocupes" means Don't worry, You still don't understant means "Todavia no entendes", but I don't remember very well what exactly he said in the middle

 

[fender]

"The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important."
Sir Bobby Robson

 

[NIDOKING]

"My carrer consist on runing like a black to earn like a white" - Samuel Eto'o

"I made the goal, I run like mad to one side, and then, when I was stainding up, Checho Batista was there, seeing him from below, with all his beard and long hair... I believed to see Jesus!" - Jorge Burruchaga, talking about last goal, made by him, on Argentina 3-2 Germany, 1986 WC Final

"I love playing in Argentina, because you don't need a visa to stay here" - Francisco Foronda

"Better own security than police's one" - Carlos Córdoba

"I don't like argentinian football because defenders are ruining my legs " - Juan Román Riquelme (now he's crying at Valencia's treatment, what a slut)

 

[Rocky]

'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
- Ian Rush

Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.' - Barry Venison

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
- Graeme Le Saux

'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.' - Neville Southall

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne



'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.'
- Peter Shilton

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu



'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.' - Stuart Pearce

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus

'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones

 

[Rocky]

'When a player gets to 30, so does his body.' - Glen Hoddle

'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary

'Home advantage gives you an advantage.' - Bobby Robson

'It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.'
- Graham Taylor

'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit

'The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to give a goal away.' - Alex Ferguson

'In a year's time, he's a year older.' - Bobby Robson

'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson

'Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.'
- Graham Taylor

'As I've said before and I've said it in the past...' - Kenny Dalglish

'He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.'
- Glenn Hoddle

'I've seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week.' - Carlos Charlton

'People always remember the second half.' - Graham Taylor

'If they hadn't scored, we would've won.' - Howard Wilkinson

'Paolo Di Canio is capable of scoring the goal he scored.'
- Bryan Robson

'It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there.' - Carlos Charlton

'We keep kicking ourselves in the foot.' - Ray Wilkins

'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.' - Glenn Hoddle

'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.'
- Arsene Wenger

'It wasn't going to be our day on the night.' - Bryan Robson

'Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.'
- Graham Taylor

'If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.'
- Terry Venables

 

[Rocky]

'He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.' - David Coleman

'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.' - Martin Tyler

'The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.' David Coleman

'Peru score their third, and It's 3-1 to Scotland.' David Coleman

'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman

'Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.' - Peter Jones

'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.' - Mike Ingham

'Emile Zola has scored again for Chelsea.' - Radio 5 live

'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.' - Alan Green

'Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.'
- Mike Ingham

'Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.' - John Helm

'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.'
- Radio 5 live

'The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.' - Mike Ingham

'Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.' - Barry Davies

'West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark.' - John Helm

'You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.' - Alan Green

'It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.' - Derek Rae

'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.'
- John Greig

'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke

'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.'
- John Helm

'I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction.' - Archie MacPherson

'McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.' - Martin Tyler

'It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.'
- Alan Green

'Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.'
- Barry Davies

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield

'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.' - Peter Jones

'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.' - David Coleman

 

[NIDOKING]

http://www.btinternet.com/~c.beirne/public/quotes_1.htm

Mention all u want from there to here, I'd only to remark one of all that...

".....the Albanians are penetrating us from all positions....." - Niall Quinn

 

[Kurwa]

At Euro2004, the english commentator kept poking fun at greek names..

"... Papadopoulos just received a yellow card. His name will go into the referee's book, if it can fit."

 

[NIDOKING]

I Imagine that English commentator is as bad as Araujo, who always pokes japaneses names :/

 

[shokz]

Ron Atkinson :Bow:

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Palms/6687/ron.html

 

[Payaah]

Man Utd Famous quotes

http://www.manutdzone.com/funstuff/unitedfamousquotes.html

 

[Funky--K]

PORTUGUESE FOOTBALL'S FINEST QUOTES BY OUR GREATEST COMMENTATOR: GABRIEL ALVES

"Great work under the opponent's legs"

"The national team didn't play either good or bad... Actually it was the opposite"

"Here's Raducioiu... lost the oppurtunity to take the shot... he shoots, GOAL!"

"In the German championsip there are a lot of german players"

"A pass for nobody's land... where no one was there"

"Here's Paneira in his unique style... No, it's Veloso"

"Helder was the only player warming up that took off his shorts"

"The referee got hit by an object... probably sent by a TELESPECTATOR"


And here's also former FCP's right fullback Joao Pinto and his everlasting quotes:

"My heart has only one colour: Blue and white"

"We we're close to the edge, but this victory helped us step forward"

Journalist: "Joao Pinto, good luck for your match"
Joao Pinto: "Thanx, for you too"

Journalist: "Joao Pinto, are you happy with this victory?"
Joao Pinto: "Yes, we're happy because we're full of joy"

god bless

 

[Goo Goo boy]

The best from Joao Pinto is:

Reporter: What are your prgnosis for tonight's game?
JP: Oh well, Prognosis just in the end of the game

Pinto da Costa(FCP President)

Reporter: Tonight's game was tough, how do u comment that shot on the bar by Joao Pinto? it would be a comprimising own goal!
PC: It was brilliant, he managed to avoid the corner kick..fabulous player.

Lol