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funny soccer quotes

Mauricio

El Gran DT
'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield

OMG this quote is the funniest of all hahaha:crazyboy:
 

Chelives

Reserve Team
Ian Holloway (legend with words, wasted at QPha)

To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do.
"We didn't look our best but we've pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird, but at least we got her in the taxi.

"She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home, but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.
 

santino

Fan Favourite
Top 10 comments of the Athens Olympics:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

10. Bob Costas, just before the World’s Fastest Man Race: "We’re now going to bring you UNINTERRUPTED coverage of the men’s 100 meter race."
 

EqFreak

Club Supporter
BUMP.
Lol!
It's gone from soccer quotes to any sport..... keep them coming guys!.... i bet we get 100+ pages!
Mike tyson: Id like to spank my mother, spank my manager, blah-blah. Now that was funny. I need to find the whole thing he said you will love it if you've not heard it. (i know u states ppl who are into sports heard it :P)
 

Bobby

The Legend
Originally posted by Yossarian
"Mishal Husain of BBC news America gives me a royal stiffy everytime I see her on my television screen, Carlos"

(Yossarian in a riveting interview with the world famous PBS anchorman, Manrape Johnson two weeks ago)

Pure genius
 

soccer4evry1

Reserve Team
I heard this yesterday, during São Paulo - Cruzeiro:

"São Paulo lost all the matches they played at the Pacaembú* this year: they played against Palmeiras and lost 1-0."

*Pacaembú: Corinthians stadium.
 


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