I just woke up and checked IRC, and cracked up laughing reading some of the stuff some friends were talking about with me away.
(Note: This is a local IRC channel that we've set up for a few friends.)
Apologies if you don't find it humorous.
(The "Matti" referred to is me, and yes, I was in bed...
)
<o_0> looks like matti is still in bed too, lazy ****er
<Stoney> His PS2 is fuxored.
<Rowdy> You expected different?
<Stoney> He probably threw a controller at it.
<Rowdy> It can't play WE7.
<Stoney> It can't play WEFE6 anymore either.
<Rowdy> If it can't play WE7, it's as good as fuxored to him.
* Rowdy gasps.
<Rowdy> So no WE at all?
<o_0> whats WE7?
<Rowdy> Winning Eleven
<Rowdy> It's a soccer game.
<o_0> ohh
<Stoney> Winning Eleven 7 (Soccer game)
<Stoney> I have it... not patched to English yet.
<Stoney> I need to hire a translator.
<Stoney> So I can set my team up properly.
<Rowdy> What language is it?
<Stoney> The commentary is even funnier in this version too.
<Stoney> Japanese.
<Rowdy> I don't speak Japanese, sorry.
<Stoney> I think they've stretched GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL for even longer.
<Rowdy> Haha.
<Rowdy> GOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
<Stoney> I actually hit the button to stop the bloody guy it went on so long.
<Rowdy> Holds it.... HOLDS IT... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIT!
<Stoney> YERRO CARDO.
<Rowdy> I loved the YERRO CARDOs.
<Rowdy> And "high bol!"
<Rowdy> They did lots of "high bol" against me.
<Stoney> Chappas was trying to argue that ISS is better than WE. So I said, does ISS have "YERRO CARDOs?", and he conceded defeat.
<Rowdy> PES > PES2
<Stoney> He's talking about ISS though.
<Stoney> THe PS1 version.
<Rowdy> No, PES > PES2 > ISS2 > ISS
<Stoney> Hmm, I quite liked PES2 actually.
<Rowdy> I rate WE6FE somewhere around PES - probably a bit better.
<Stoney> But I think that the original was pretty damn cool too
<Rowdy> I thought PES2 made it too easy to dispossess players by pushing them off the ball.
<Stoney> I rate the Winning Elevens above the PES's.
<Rowdy> No, ISS was poor.
<Stoney> I meant the original PES
<Rowdy> ISS was terrible.
<Stoney> ISS was "cross to bierhofff" = goal.
<Rowdy> I rate PES above PES2 because it's easier to protect the ball in PES and because the passing AI is so much better.
<Stoney> Matti = bierhoff cheese.
<Rowdy> Exactly.
<Rowdy> ISS was gay like that.
<Stoney> The animations in WE7 are cooler
<Stoney> Like when you take someone out in a tackle... they get taken out better.
<Rowdy> Is it better than WEdoIT?
<Rowdy> Do they bleed?
<Stoney> It should be when it gets patched.
<Stoney> No, no bleeding
<Stoney> More animated complaining against fouls
<Rowdy> So it's crappy and arcadish like WE6FE was without the patch?
<Stoney> No
<Stoney> Gameplay is good
<Stoney> Language is dodgy.
<Rowdy> Why do you want a patch?
<Rowdy> Oh.
<Stoney> I just want to be able to read the menus
<Rowdy> Language is irrelevant.
<Stoney> And playernames
<Rowdy> Just learn Japanese.
<Stoney> I suspect it'll take less effort to get the patch in a few weeks than learn a new language.
<Rowdy> Japanese is a good language to learn because then you can watch hentai and understand what they are saying.
<Stoney> And if I can understand the commentators, they will be less funny.
<Rowdy> True.
<Rowdy> But what about the next patch?
.... and then they went and talked about other stuff.
Also, I must confess, I did use the "Bierhoff cheese" in ISS Pro Evo 2. *hangs head in shame* Rowdy would set up his entire team to mark Bierhoff. When that didn't work, he decided to stop the crosses by massively defending the wings. It was ridiculously funny stuff.
(Note: This is a local IRC channel that we've set up for a few friends.)
Apologies if you don't find it humorous.
(The "Matti" referred to is me, and yes, I was in bed...
)<o_0> looks like matti is still in bed too, lazy ****er
<Stoney> His PS2 is fuxored.
<Rowdy> You expected different?
<Stoney> He probably threw a controller at it.
<Rowdy> It can't play WE7.
<Stoney> It can't play WEFE6 anymore either.
<Rowdy> If it can't play WE7, it's as good as fuxored to him.
* Rowdy gasps.
<Rowdy> So no WE at all?
<o_0> whats WE7?
<Rowdy> Winning Eleven
<Rowdy> It's a soccer game.
<o_0> ohh
<Stoney> Winning Eleven 7 (Soccer game)
<Stoney> I have it... not patched to English yet.
<Stoney> I need to hire a translator.
<Stoney> So I can set my team up properly.
<Rowdy> What language is it?
<Stoney> The commentary is even funnier in this version too.
<Stoney> Japanese.
<Rowdy> I don't speak Japanese, sorry.
<Stoney> I think they've stretched GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL for even longer.
<Rowdy> Haha.
<Rowdy> GOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
<Stoney> I actually hit the button to stop the bloody guy it went on so long.
<Rowdy> Holds it.... HOLDS IT... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIT!
<Stoney> YERRO CARDO.
<Rowdy> I loved the YERRO CARDOs.
<Rowdy> And "high bol!"
<Rowdy> They did lots of "high bol" against me.
<Stoney> Chappas was trying to argue that ISS is better than WE. So I said, does ISS have "YERRO CARDOs?", and he conceded defeat.
<Rowdy> PES > PES2
<Stoney> He's talking about ISS though.
<Stoney> THe PS1 version.
<Rowdy> No, PES > PES2 > ISS2 > ISS
<Stoney> Hmm, I quite liked PES2 actually.
<Rowdy> I rate WE6FE somewhere around PES - probably a bit better.
<Stoney> But I think that the original was pretty damn cool too
<Rowdy> I thought PES2 made it too easy to dispossess players by pushing them off the ball.
<Stoney> I rate the Winning Elevens above the PES's.
<Rowdy> No, ISS was poor.
<Stoney> I meant the original PES
<Rowdy> ISS was terrible.
<Stoney> ISS was "cross to bierhofff" = goal.
<Rowdy> I rate PES above PES2 because it's easier to protect the ball in PES and because the passing AI is so much better.
<Stoney> Matti = bierhoff cheese.
<Rowdy> Exactly.
<Rowdy> ISS was gay like that.
<Stoney> The animations in WE7 are cooler
<Stoney> Like when you take someone out in a tackle... they get taken out better.
<Rowdy> Is it better than WEdoIT?
<Rowdy> Do they bleed?
<Stoney> It should be when it gets patched.
<Stoney> No, no bleeding
<Stoney> More animated complaining against fouls
<Rowdy> So it's crappy and arcadish like WE6FE was without the patch?
<Stoney> No
<Stoney> Gameplay is good
<Stoney> Language is dodgy.
<Rowdy> Why do you want a patch?
<Rowdy> Oh.
<Stoney> I just want to be able to read the menus
<Rowdy> Language is irrelevant.
<Stoney> And playernames
<Rowdy> Just learn Japanese.
<Stoney> I suspect it'll take less effort to get the patch in a few weeks than learn a new language.
<Rowdy> Japanese is a good language to learn because then you can watch hentai and understand what they are saying.
<Stoney> And if I can understand the commentators, they will be less funny.
<Rowdy> True.
<Rowdy> But what about the next patch?
.... and then they went and talked about other stuff.
Also, I must confess, I did use the "Bierhoff cheese" in ISS Pro Evo 2. *hangs head in shame* Rowdy would set up his entire team to mark Bierhoff. When that didn't work, he decided to stop the crosses by massively defending the wings. It was ridiculously funny stuff.