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have u ever hit a women

Voltaic Borusse

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No, I've never hit a woman. But I've had to restrain/choke-hold (with lots of force) a woman, though. I don't know where women get off thinking they can hit you in between the legs and get away with it.
 

Gerrard 17

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This was in school. In 6th grade this bitch was talkin smack and she kicked me in the stomach. I pushed her away, but it was a little too hard. She bounced off the wall and then landed flat on the floor. I think she hit her head on a bleacher too.

She burst out crying and I ran home. It was heat next day in class. :taz: Supposedly she had to have a rib xray.
 

Jambo Den

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What quite frankly disgusts me is the fact that most of you are so damn soft with them you even let the skanks hit you first.

What the hell is wrong with society these days? Being able to throw them accross the room should be a fucking prerequisite for any relationship! Oh, and give them one up the arse for their cheek.
 

Daz

Everyone's Favourite Diabetic
I had this girl standing behind me at the train station today and she said to her friend "ergh, don't you hate it when guys push in front of you like that?!" (which i did not) and her friend replied "yeah, ******* guys, they should let us on first".

i really wanted to turn round and just tell her to f'uck off! Women complain about wanting to be equal but then they act like this. I'll stop being sexist when women stop using the issue of sexism against us, which will never happen.

They're like those old ladies you get at bus stops that barge in front of you purely because they're old ladies and should get priority. I mean, most of the time i WILL let old ladies get on the bus before me, but if they just f'ucking push they can just wait like the rest of us!

Having said that, i'd never hit a woman.
 

djgperu1

Senior Squad
omg, when i first opened this tread.. i thought that u said..
Have you ever hit on a women ???
i was crakin up :rofl:
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
I like to hit women, little girls too, it's the only way I can feel like a real man. I keep the bodies in a container at the Big Yellow Self Storage Warehouse so I can rape the sh!t out of the corpses repeatedly. Starting to smell though, might have to bury the latest batch in the ditch with all my other little 'accidents'.
 

Internazionale

Elo Ratings
AberdeenFC said:
i was in town with my mates last nite and this girl wudnt leave me alone and she started gettin quite violent and started screamin and looked like she wanted a fight so when there was no1 around i beat the shít out of her good and proper and now i feel guilty.

is what i did wrong? or did she have it coming :taz:

Punching is the #1 option if you're running out of your patient. Before the punch striked at her, you could say, "Don't push me, lady ! OR ELSE !!"
 
When I was younger, I had a war with my sister, I would drag her by the hair, then she would claw the **** out of me....I had to tell everyone at school it was my cat to hide the fact that I kept getting my ass kicked by my sister, even though I started it.
 
Dazmania said:
They're like those old ladies you get at bus stops that barge in front of you purely because they're old ladies and should get priority. I mean, most of the time i WILL let old ladies get on the bus before me, but if they just f'ucking push they can just wait like the rest of us!0

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know!!!

how fúcking annoying is that! the bus is approaching and its pretty much empty! ive been standing waiting for ages and then they all just barge infront of you in that weird way they walk leaning from side to side! the fact is, i'm going to be sitting at the back and they'll be at the front anyway! and if there is only a few seats then i'll let the old farts sit there anyway!!

SCUM! SCUM! SCUM! SCUM! SCUM!
 

Filipower

Bunburyist
old bus ladies......don't they ever die?..

well...kudos to you, gavin...some bitches just need some slappin' around from time to time:hump:
 

Internazionale

Elo Ratings
AberdeenFC said:
hahaha!! you guys are fúcking sick!! i made this thread just to fish for some reactions (H)

some of you seem genuinly proud of my efforts :crazyboy: nah! i wasnt even in town last night, quiet night at the local with the lads for a few sly pints and nips!!

and no! ive never hit a woman!! hahaha!! oh man... you actually bought it that i took her hair home to sniff it!!!!!!!!

Damn you, you Scots Bastard !! :s***: I was buying it, Gav !! :gavin:
 
hahaha!! oh well atleast i know what you guys expect of me these days! beating up women in dark alleys and keeping their hair!!!!! :D
 


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