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How To Go To Hell When You Die

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Joe

Starting XI
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I'm curious. I want to accept Satan into my heart. What should I do so I can meet him in hell?
 
Back Door Skip

Back Door Skip

Pedro
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J

Joe

Starting XI
xfrodobagginsx;2481087 said:
By rejecting Jesus as Lord and Savior is the way to go to hell when you die.
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I don't know if you've heard though, Hell realized it had an image problem and actually has become quite the trendy place.
 
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Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
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xfrodobagginsx;2481087 said:
By rejecting Jesus as Lord and Savior is the way to go to hell when you die.
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Oh no! Dude, you gotta help me, how do I accept Jesus into my life?
 
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Run DMB

MVP
Joe;2481093 said:
I don't know if you've heard though, Hell realized it had an image problem and actually has become quite the trendy place.
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They elected a Democratic mayor and he undertook a massive gentrification project.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
No, no! Rudy Giuliani is in charge now. He cracks down on loitering, littering, and jaywalking, and now you can walk at night just about anywhere in Hell without being scared!
 
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