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Sir Calumn
Guest
Crikey chaps here's a place for you all to tell your best stories about how you've accidently/on purpose offended and alienated large or small groups of people, the best and most bastardish things you've done, things that took a lot of grovelling or smoothing over or forced you to leave the country.
Here's a few quickies from my wealth of personal experience
- Making a girl cry in an informal class debate by twisting her words to make everyone think she is a raving racist
- Inviting a jewish girl who had relatives in aushwitz to your comedy performance then doing a good minute of holocaust material
- Roaching a guys passport
- Telling a girl who begs you to walk her home "Dont be silly, who'd want to rape you?"
- Telling the same girl her catwalk walk would be "good if she had the body for it"
- Insisting on nazi saluting every German you know/meet
- Putting your hand up to correct the lecturers latin even though it was a politics lecture, then being really arsey about it
- Telling people how dense they look
- Telling a stupid girl she looks very masculine and then proceeding to question her rigorously on how she ever got into this university
ETC ETC ETC
but tell yours and tell in more depth, if I remember some longer stories I will of course share them
Because there is no pleasure greater than that of being hated.
Here's a few quickies from my wealth of personal experience
- Making a girl cry in an informal class debate by twisting her words to make everyone think she is a raving racist
- Inviting a jewish girl who had relatives in aushwitz to your comedy performance then doing a good minute of holocaust material
- Roaching a guys passport
- Telling a girl who begs you to walk her home "Dont be silly, who'd want to rape you?"
- Telling the same girl her catwalk walk would be "good if she had the body for it"
- Insisting on nazi saluting every German you know/meet
- Putting your hand up to correct the lecturers latin even though it was a politics lecture, then being really arsey about it
- Telling people how dense they look
- Telling a stupid girl she looks very masculine and then proceeding to question her rigorously on how she ever got into this university
ETC ETC ETC
but tell yours and tell in more depth, if I remember some longer stories I will of course share them
Because there is no pleasure greater than that of being hated.