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How to talk to girls you are in love with?

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LOCOlombia

Starting XI
Originally posted by Gareth
Here's some good tips gentlemen:

- Try not to analyse all the signs, every girl is different and there are no set of rules for signals.
- Be confident, it's like dogs smelling fear, women smell a lack of confidence.
- Everyone gets nervous when asking a woman out or chatting one up, the better men cover their nervousnes; that's what you need to work on.
- Be nice and genuine, in other words don't try and be someone you're not; it will only backfire later on, if you do happen to hook up.
- Smile and don't keep thinking to yourself "damn I look silly smiling".
- You may be scared of rejections, however there can be no success without failure. Think of the reward if you are successful in asking a girl out, there are not many better things than knowing you've just succeeded in asking a girl out.
- Control your tongue; by this I mean, don't say silly things and stammer and mainly don't lie, it's another thing that will backfire on you.
- Be confident in yourself and not only the situation, by this I mean have faith in your own ability to go through with talking and asking a girl out.
- Initiating the conversation is half the battle, get over this and you should be fine; you'll be amazed with yourself sometimes.
- Be calm and don't panic or freak out.

This are just some tips from the Casanova himself, Gareth from Down Under... peace out.
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nice man, not even Don Juan could do it that smooth....:crazyboy:
 
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$teauA

Superstar
Originally posted by INFESTA
Have you tried to impress her with your trademark racist comments? :evil: :p


Answering the original question, 'How to talk to girls you are in love with?', it's pretty easy: just breath out the air from your lungs and, as it comes out from your mouth, move your lips and tongue, in order to articulate a couple words. Start with the simple ones, like 'Hello' or 'Hi', and then move on to stuff like 'how are you doing?' and 'what is your name'.
Once you build enough confidence, you can finally let loose the sexual beast that lives inside you, and spill out some proud sentences like 'Can I walk you home?', 'Do you want to have lunch with me?' or 'Wanna f*ck?'.

Good :hump: , everybody!
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FUNNIEST POST THAT I HAVE EVER READ ON SG :rockman: :rockman:
 
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Joe

Starting XI
Originally posted by MastaLFC
I was thinkin about gettin another girl I trust to ask *her "I heard rumors you're going out with Kader" (
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Could she pronounce your name? :o :p
 
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LOCOlombia

Starting XI
that's the worst way to do it, cause then she'll deduce that you yourself started that rumor cause you're not "man" enough to ask her out...just be yourself and have confidence, and oh yea talk to her....best way.
 
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night

Starting XI
just tell her 'Hi.. I am from SG.. can we **** now?'
and she'll go 'SG? thats sooo sweet.. ok am on it!'
:D

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For Christ's sake its a FOOTBALL FORUM.. :rolleyes: :p
 
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chatterbox

Banned [Multiple Accounts]
Life Ban
Here' s one of the suggestions I made to myself a couple of weeks ago: I' m thinking of running away to to one of those places near the North Pole since the chicks up there knock on your door and when you open , they give you a smile(OH HOW MUCH I would appreciate a simile from a hot chick) since they are happy that someone is at home so they can come in and warm up their frozen selves...hey atleast they WILL HAVE to talk to me....anyways 4 - 5 years of that and I would have the confidence to approach chicks...what da ya think?

Oh wait I would have to get a job..what could I do....nothing much really..typical North American loser...crap there goes that plan.

You know....oh what' s the point in speaking, I am one desparate GunSlinger! Sigh!!

They should start a club where the chicks just hug the guys....you know don' t look at the guys ..JUST HUG ME FORGET THE OTHER GUYS....JUST ME !
 
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Bobby

The Legend
Originally posted by chatterbox
Here' s one of the suggestions I made to myself a couple of weeks ago: I' m thinking of running away to to one of those places near the North Pole since the chicks up there knock on your door and when you open , they give you a smile(OH HOW MUCH I would appreciate a simile from a hot chick) since they are happy that someone is at home so they can come in and warm up their frozen selves...hey atleast they WILL HAVE to talk to me....anyways 4 - 5 years of that and I would have the confidence to approach chicks...what da ya think?

Oh wait I would have to get a job..what could I do....nothing much really..typical North American loser...crap there goes that plan.

You know....oh what' s the point in speaking, I am one desparate GunSlinger! Sigh!!

They should start a club where the chicks just hug the guys....you know don' t look at the guys ..JUST HUG ME FORGET THE OTHER GUYS....JUST ME !
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:|
 
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PScott

Senior Squad
Originally posted by chatterbox
Here' s one of the suggestions I made to myself a couple of weeks ago: I' m thinking of running away to to one of those places near the North Pole since the chicks up there knock on your door and when you open , they give you a smile(OH HOW MUCH I would appreciate a simile from a hot chick) since they are happy that someone is at home so they can come in and warm up their frozen selves...hey atleast they WILL HAVE to talk to me....anyways 4 - 5 years of that and I would have the confidence to approach chicks...what da ya think?

Oh wait I would have to get a job..what could I do....nothing much really..typical North American loser...crap there goes that plan.

You know....oh what' s the point in speaking, I am one desparate GunSlinger! Sigh!!

They should start a club where the chicks just hug the guys....you know don' t look at the guys ..JUST HUG ME FORGET THE OTHER GUYS....JUST ME !
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You should thank Jesus, Buddah, Allah, or whoever that there is internet porn.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Here's the trick you need.

"Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blowjob?"

"No"

"Do you wanna go to dinner?"
 
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henry#14

Starting XI
Originally posted by Voltaic Borusse
If you can make a girl genuinly laugh, she's yours. I'm serious.
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that's exactly how i got my current GF, that was like 5 years ago and i'm still goin' strong. funny thing is her dad hates me but the rest of her family really likes me.
 
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