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Cos I amOriginally posted by Payaah
Eeer... your weird man. Why would want to be called a white bastard?
Dunno if I should take that as a compliment or a critisism.Originally posted by hunttherock
oh well no point arguing with Sir_Didier_Drogba on anything
I was tired, I'll kick your ass next time bitchOriginally posted by Can't stop the rush...
Nah it's fun.
For the record I am 1-0 against him.
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
This morning I felt totally f*cked, I had massive stomach cramps etc. Anyway, despite this I decided to have lunch at work today as normal. I was sitting at an outside table with some of the other people I work with, when suddenly a big swam of wasps flew out from under the table. There were four of us there, and all of them got stung three or four times each, but I didnt get a single sting. I couldnt move very fast cos I was feeling so f*cked, so they all got away much quicker than me, and two of the little bastards flew up my sleeve, but still they didnt sting me! At this point I just said f*ck it and tried to kill them, there werent actually very many, and it was only at this point that I got stung, after swatting one into my arm with a serviette. And here's the amazing part, as soon as I felt the sting, I felt fine everywhere else. The sting actually cured my stomach problem. Hence, I proclaim myself The Master of Wasps.
Dont worry, I'll tell them not to annoy you anymore.Originally posted by TROD
i cant explain how much of an extreme phobia of wasps i have.
I was once in a car with my mates, i was sat in the back seat with no way of getting out when a wasp came inside, utterly like a girl (i was 17) i screamed and started shouting, "LETTTTTT MMMMMEEEEEEEEEE OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT" at the top of my voice, in the end my mate lent back and punched it, killing it, lol.
I went outside and had a panic attack llmao, actually wasnt that funny i ended up in hospital
TROD.
Dont worry, lots of people share that viewOriginally posted by Shifty the monkey
Sir_Didier_Drogba your my idol
Insect repellant just mutates them and turns them into bigger more evil wasps, a big issue seller told me that so it must be true.Originally posted by TROD
thanks Sir_Didier_Drogba, now whenever i go to places that i know will have wasps i pile my legs and arms full of insect repellent. lol
still doesnt work
TROD.
God I wish I'd thought of that at the timeOriginally posted by :: JJ ::
You should have asked the Big Issue seller to bet his house on that being true, just for a laugh