i need an elbow check button combo..

[simakperrce]

last night i got whipped 0-3 by this no-name team called PES United in front of my sell out crowd at San Siro...

after this dude called "Kondelelan" (or so) scored his second goal there was a close up cut scene of him arrogantly smiling into the ranks (you can see these facial expressions very well in the PC version)... i so badly wanted my "Dulic" or "Vonander" give him a nice little elbow check on the jaw, or a tiny little kick in the groin the next time he would approach my box just to let of some steam... alas, no secret button combination for that one...

the last 10 game minutes i tried to mow him down at every occassion via nasty slide tackles, but needless to say, other than 2 of my men getting sent off this yielded no result or bodily harm to him...

conclusion: PES can be dangerous to your health... maybe next time around they put a sticker on the package, or come up with a "super-unfair" button combo to balance things out...

"fair play"... bollocks...

 

[niceman]

Re: i need an elbow check button combo..

Originally posted by simakperrce
last night i got whipped 0-3 by this no-name team called PES United in front of my sell out crowd at San Siro...

after this dude called "Kondelelan" (or so) scored his second goal there was a close up cut scene of him arrogantly smiling into the ranks (you can see these facial expressions very well in the PC version)... i so badly wanted my "Dulic" or "Vonander" give him a nice little elbow check on the jaw, or a tiny little kick in the groin the next time he would approach my box just to let of some steam... alas, no secret button combination for that one...

the last 10 game minutes i tried to mow him down at every occassion via nasty slide tackles, but needless to say, other than 2 of my men getting sent off this yielded no result or bodily harm to him...

conclusion: PES can be dangerous to your health... maybe next time around they put a sticker on the package, or come up with a "super-unfair" button combo to balance things out...

"fair play"... bollocks...

Relax breathe in ...and out...muaha

 

[simakperrce]

lol... great icon there..

 

[niceman]

Originally posted by simakperrce
lol... great icon there..

Thanx btw dont be so angry i havent even received my preordered game from amazon.co.uk so i should be pretty pissed off...muaha

 

[Keemo]

hahah, nice story...I have one of my own that happened today.

I was playing against liverpool. 1st half went by scoreless. Opening of the second I scored a goal. I play possesion and defence best I can to try and hold the win...83rd minute freaking Gerrard blasts one in from about 21 yards (don't know how the hell he got it in) so i'm pissed that it will be a tie now cuz i really needed the win. I try to attack for a goal but no luck. At the 89th min I'm pissed about the tie so i decide to try fouling Gerrard First chance I get I slam into him with my DMF Kleberson...Gerrard goes down hard rolling around...next thing I know...stretcher cut scene! they are carrying him off with a serious injury (red cross) I was soo happy to see that little puke get his arse beat! Later I checked the team info and he is out for 7 weeks with a cut! HAHAHHA MUAHAH

 

[simakperrce]

hehehe...

i hope the execs at Konami don't read this thread.. sure, the last thing they meant to endorse with this game is cruel, intended violence...

 

[niceman]

Originally posted by Keemo
hahah, nice story...I have one of my own that happened today.

I was playing against liverpool. 1st half went by scoreless. Opening of the second I scored a goal. I play possesion and defence best I can to try and hold the win...83rd minute freaking Gerrard blasts one in from about 21 yards (don't know how the hell he got it in) so i'm pissed that it will be a tie now cuz i really needed the win. I try to attack for a goal but no luck. At the 89th min I'm pissed about the tie so i decide to try fouling Gerrard First chance I get I slam into him with my DMF Kleberson...Gerrard goes down hard rolling around...next thing I know...stretcher cut scene! they are carrying him off with a serious injury (red cross) I was soo happy to see that little puke get his arse beat! Later I checked the team info and he is out for 7 weeks with a cut! HAHAHHA MUAHAH

LOL well done...good fairplay...muaha

 

[Han]

Did you guys mention how often the CPU scores in the last five minutes of the match? That's already the case for a lot of Konami soccer games....
That's why I make all the three substitutions with 15 minutes to go. Of course I take off the players with the least fitness, especially defenders.
About elbowing: Funny story but I wonder if that would be a typical Konami inclusion. It is so cheap... Maybe more for FIFA?

 

[simakperrce]

yeah the scoring in injury time.. another "hilight" of the game.... it's like there is a Barcelona 99 patch running...it's so bad you can actually predict it at times... "look, it says injury time.. wanna bet that my next tackle bounces off to Baggio and he'll slot it home for the equalizer"... i'll try your suggestion.. only, the substitutes are handled so cumbersomly...it takes forever...and i usually never substitute

no, it would certainly not be Konami style to include an "unfair" button... they rather have the commentators lecture you after each slide tackle "he should really think about what he was doing there!" (at least that's what they do in the German version).

as for it being "cheap": i don't know... like falling artistically into the box after the slightest tackle and rolling around as if someone has just stabbed them, it has become more and more a staple of today's real game... unfortunately so...