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If Sharapova Was a Book

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Davilton

Guest
Originally posted by Andrew
Imagine all this in one girl

Hantuchova's Face
Sharapova's Body
Serena's Tits
Golovin's Arse


:hump: :hump: :hump:

Call me politically incorrect, but I don't think black breasts on a white body wouldn't look right... Scary!
Anyway, I think Sharapova's perfect the way that she is. Hantuchova's great too.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
i have to say i also like Sprem, anyone know of her? if not check out TROD's Blog thread in the CM forum, theres pics of tennis players there.... lol

Golovin is full on fit too but shes only 16

TROD.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
i think i was the only one who said that lol, technically shindig didnt.... Though i do, lol

TROD.
 

.::John::.

Starting XI
Re: If Sharapova Was a Book

Originally posted by pennington10
If Sharapova was a book she would be Sarah Plain and Tall. I don't understand why everyone is saying she is so hot. Sharapova looks like your average B-cup Russian chick to me. Just because she plays tennis does not make her good looking does it. If Sharapova played basketball instead of tennis no one would be saying she was good looking at all.

I view Sharapova the same way I view Hingis in the light of yes she is pretty and if she came to my doorstep begging for sex I would probably hit it but that would be about it.

This whole Sharapova is a godess non sense has to stop because you are cheaping what being hot is all about. Sharapova is average. If Sharapova didn't play tennis and she was just normal 17 year old would there be this big fuss about how great she looked. Hell no because she isn't good looking enough to be a model or to really do anything in entertainment unless it was something like porn.

Just because Sharapova plays womens tennis doesn't mean that she is hot just like it doesn't mean Serna Williams is a women.


I agree 100%. I mean, yeah, I'd hit it, but as famous women go, she's nothing special (except for the way she plays tennis).

She's no Anna Kornikova in the looks department in the same way that Anna is no Maria Sharapova in the tennis department:p
 

$teauA

Superstar
Originally posted by pennington10
I am not hating on her. I am just tired of turning around and someone else telling me how she is so great and so beautiful when she is not. I mean comapred to the likes of that horse Davenport 75% of the women in the world look good.

oh yeah can't argue with you there.
 

Bobby

The Legend


speaks volumes
 

nickclubman

Starting XI
Re: Re: You either 'see' femininity, or you don't...

Originally posted by pennington10
I am not having an aneurysm. It seems to be everyone is now having a wet dream over Sharapova but six months ago most of the world didn't give a **** about her. I mean if she had lost in the first round would we even be having this discussion. No we wouldn't. But since average girl wins Wimbledon she is all of sudden the greatest thing sinced sliced bread. If she loses all of her matches in the next year would people still be talking about how hot she is? No. This is nothing but a case of glory hunting. The only reason you are defending her is because she won. If she starts losing you and most other people will ditch her for some other chick who has an okay game and average looks.


If Britney Spears hadn't made it to be famous, would anyone be making fake nude pictures and videos of her? No they wouldn't = shut the f*ck up! :f***:

NK.
 
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Davilton

Guest
Re: Re: If Sharapova Was a Book

Originally posted by .::John::.
I agree 100%. I mean, yeah, I'd hit it, but as famous women go, she's nothing special (except for the way she plays tennis).

She's no Anna Kornikova in the looks department in the same way that Anna is no Maria Sharapova in the tennis department:p

Horses for courses... in my opinion, Maria's far prettier than Anna. However, I can't condone violence against women. 'Hit it'?? Yeah, I know... Orwellian doublespeak! :/
 

pennington10

Senior Squad
I saw Sharapova on TRL on it really put how plain she is in perspective. I mean in the crowd alone I would say that there were atleast 10 to 15 chicks who were much better looking than Sharapova. That is just in a 15 minute span I watched in a crowd of people who wanted to go see TRL.
 
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Davilton

Guest
People have differing taste...

Originally posted by pennington10
I saw Sharapova on TRL on it really put how plain she is in perspective. I mean in the crowd alone I would say that there were atleast 10 to 15 chicks who were much better looking than Sharapova. That is just in a 15 minute span I watched in a crowd of people who wanted to go see TRL.

I happen to think she's really pretty, but of course I have seen prettier- big deal. I don't think anyone has said that she's the prettiest girl in the world...
 

Bosnian

Youth Team
Everyone keeps saying how she is better than Kournikova because Anna never won anything. Unless you are a male Women's tennis fan, it really doesn't matter. Anna Kournikova is about 26 times hotter than this chick. Sharapova could not be a model because she is simply not that hot. Kournikova is one of the hottest girls alive...
 
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Davilton

Guest
Originally posted by Bosnian
Everyone keeps saying how she is better than Kournikova because Anna never won anything. Unless you are a male Women's tennis fan, it really doesn't matter. Anna Kournikova is about 26 times hotter than this chick. Sharapova could not be a model because she is simply not that hot. Kournikova is one of the hottest girls alive...

I like Anna Kounikova too, they're both nice.
 


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