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im gonna go a while without

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Yossarian

Fan Favourite
I've commissioned Shifty*s to draft up a legal petition to shutdown the internet for the next month just to bolster up your chances of success, bro.


woot, woot, woot.......let's do THIS!


 
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rony31

Team Captain
I went 23 days back in high school (stopped wanking until City won a ******* game, don't think they even ended up winning one in that span)... let me just tell you your sack is gonna empty itself every week or 2 my friend, so beware (N)



oh, and I say February 21st.
 
yoyo913

yoyo913

Team Captain
i don't think i've ever had one of those "wet" dreams so maybe for me it takes longer to get to that
do you orgasm in your sleep or is it just a discharge
 
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Hopeunited

Starting XI
Horatiu;2280864 said:
i don't think i've ever had one of those "wet" dreams so maybe for me it takes longer to get to that
do you orgasm in your sleep or is it just a discharge
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You have a dream about banging some bird, then you orgasm. But you wake up disappointed because it's only a dream and your boxers are a mess.

BTW, if you don't want to whack off, then why not just cut it off and be a monk in Tibet.
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
I (of all people) did it for two weeks a few weeks ago.

Mostly because i had other things on lol
 
K

King

My ass smells like your mom
Dragan T;2280886 said:
Whore-atiu's gonna mutate into one of these, if he doesn't wank for a month:




:bob: :bouncy: :bob: :bouncy: :bob: :bouncy:
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Wow! Thats one hell of a ball! (H)



I hope that horatio's cock explode when he tries to whack off after a month so he won't be able to whack off for the rest of his life!
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Why would anyone possibly want to cut down on masturbation? I am currently working on a method of increasing my masturbatory rate dramatically, preferrably by so much that it is practically permanent. My life is currently a series of inconvenient pauses between glorious acts of self pleasure.
 
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