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It Burns When I Pee!!!

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AhmedK

Min
I get that once in a while, nothing bad so far. Oh well, no point in crying over spilled milk, I am off to have unprotected sex with Arash's mom now. Bye.
 
V

Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
The only person you had sex with is your left hand and that disease-ridden camel from Cairo.
 
U

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Originally posted by Vagegast
The only person you had sex with is your left hand and that disease-ridden camel from Cairo.
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That's what he meant...... :

Originally posted by AhmedK
I get that once in a while, nothing bad so far. Oh well, no point in crying over spilled milk, I am off to have unprotected sex with Arash's mom now. Bye.
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See :(




































(H) !!!!!!
 
J

jumbo

Starting XI
Dude, not to scare you or anything but burning penis is a sign of STD.

You better have that checked out.
 
M

Minus

Reserve Team
Got bacc from the doctors a few a hours ago, they did all types of tests, they checked my piss, blood, the usual sh!t. Anyways im all clean, aint got nothin on me. The lady told me that the burnin is a result of my diet, she said to lay off the spicy foods, japenos and the like, for while. Yeah they hook'd me up wit a sh!tload of condoms and $5 KFC gift certificate.
 
R

Run DMB

MVP
Originally posted by Minus
Yeah they hook'd me up wit a sh!tload of condoms
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Yeah, I wouldn't want you procreating either.

Preventive medicine at its finest. (Y)
Originally posted by Minus
The lady told me that the burnin is a result of my diet, she said to lay off the spicy foods.
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But you're Mexican, what do they expect you to eat? (H)
 
M

Minus

Reserve Team
Ohh yeah and the only reason I made this thread was couse I was on my computer, needed to take a piss, and I felt that little burnin sensation again, for like the 5th time. I guess I just got all panik'd out n' sh!t, and I was up here chekin out the boards, so yeah, go figure.
 
L

Larry

Fan Favourite
Yeah gonorrhea gives you a feeling of "pissing razorblades" when it really ******* hurts.

You would know if you had this problem, but i dont think you do because you seem pretty relaxed in your posts
 
C

Chacarita Juniors

The artist formerly known as ronnifan9
Originally posted by Minus
look man, i dont like to bragg but ive been in more beds than a prostitue.
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You've must of had a lot of trips to mattress stores then.(Y)(H)

On beds(N)
On waterbeds(Y):hump: :mrpimp:...or the back of a car for that matter...does it even matter?
 
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