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it's that time again. Carlos*ie4's Annual Overrated Birds Thread

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jackie4

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Vaterans on SG will know I do an annual thread of ten women who I think the media hype to be more attractive and have more sex appeal than they really do have. And it usually causes lots of arguments after I name someone's dream girl so as usual, sorry in advance

Ok here's this years 10 choices. They are as usual in no particular order. I'll give descriptions in case some aren't known to anybody

1. Cheryl Cole (nee Tweedy.) English pop star with the group Girls Aloud. married to Chelsea's Ashley Cole.

2. Keira Knightley. English actress. Very pretty I suppose but nothing that special

3. Mischa Barton. UK-born American actress. Star of tv show The O.C.

4. Keeley Hazell. English model. The UK media are crazy for this woman. WHY?

5. Brittany Murphy. American actress. star of 8 Mile and Riding in Cars with Boys. oh and she had a pop single out this year called Faster Pussycat Kill which was a play on the title of a soft-porn movie from the late 60's both were crap.

6. Kate Middleton. girlfriend of pampered royal scrounger Prince William of Wales.

7. Reese Witherspoon. Oscar winning American actress. has a very long chin don't you think?

8. Gisele Bundchen. Brazilian model. like Keira Knightley, very pretty but i wouldn't give her a second look.

9. Kate Moss. English model. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I despise even the thought of this bloody woman. skinny little runt. Who the hell cares if she snorts tons of coke and humps junkie Pete Doherty?

10. Sienna Miller. English actress. was in Layer Cake. has an on/off relationship Alfie co-star Jude Law which was a yawn a minute in the tabloids after he screwed the nanny of his two children from his marriage to actress Sadie Frost . Miss Miller is always told by sycophantic journalists she is beautiful while Kate Winslet is told she is fat and frumpy. Not my favourite person as you may have gathered by now.

Ok that's my 10 for this year. I'm ready for my usual kicking now!
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Fuck you, fuck you and FUCK YOU!!!

Keira is the hottest woman alive, Kate Moss is crazily gorgeous, Cheryl Cole is mighty fine and even Sienna Miller and Reese Witherspoon have a certain charm.

You have worse taste in women than Lee Stewart has in hairstyles. Stop polluting our minds with this herasy!
 
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jackie4

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Dragan T said:
Carlos*ie, you really are a grumpy, old fart.










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lol, that's the usual reaction. to those who haven't seen these threads before i'll say this.

i DO fancy most of these women myself BUT i think they are all over-exposed. this year though i don't particular fancy Gisele, Moss or Witherspoon.

And Filipower. Scarlett Johansson was in a previous list too. I do fancy her but Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren or Maureen O'Hara she ain't. Those were REAL Hollywood goddesses.
 
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Virgo

Guest
Ashley Cole's missus is rather fine and Keely Hazell's tits are something out of this world.

I agree with the rest of the list though, Keira Knightley especially who is nothing more than average.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Usually I take personal offense to Carlos*ie's list, but this year I agree with pretty much the whole thing. I think Sienna Miller is very beautiful, but definitely overrated. And I'm sure in Britain she's outrageously overrated.

Keeley's awesome though. I don't understand how some people think she's nothing special, she's pretty much perfect right down to the E sized tits that don't sag.
 
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The Don't

Starting XI
Hehehe, for a second, Carlos*ie4, I thought you hadn't posted any pics to go alongside each girl.

Oh, you never.
 
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adj137

Senior Squad
Generally i agree with the list, keeping in consideration that it's overated and not ugly.
But then Kate Moss is actually butters - its one of the great questions of mankind as to how some find her hot.

And Kiera, while good looking, doesnt deserve to be considered one of the finest women in Britain. Oh and i think everyones forgotten about Sienna; still would bang that.
 
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