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SB9Dragon

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Jesus would probably be a GK. Cause he's a save-ior :funny:

Ok, that may be corny but it was a smart joke :p

Hats off to me (H)
 
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santino

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Originally posted by SB9Dragon
Jesus would probably be a GK. Cause he's a save-ior :funny:

Ok, that may be corny but it was a smart joke :p

Hats off to me (H)
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hey.......thanks for trying

but no:crazyboy:



u had the idea...but u couldn't make anything out of it

it's like u want the scudetto, and have been trying for 15 years, but still can't do it:crazyboy:



(u gotta let me have this one, before inter beat roma this afternoon):(
 
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Lean

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Originally posted by INFESTA
Great hair! (H)

He could do miracles for Porto this season. :D
If he was brazilian I'm sure we'd sign him.
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You could sign Roger, he looks identical to Jesus right now!:evil:
 
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NIDOKING

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And with that player, how could Israal do not qualify for a WC? and winning that?

Maybe he is banned, and I want reasons :kader:
 
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INFESTA

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Originally posted by SB9Dragon
Jesus would probably be a GK. Cause he's a save-ior :funny:

Ok, that may be corny but it was a smart joke :p
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I think my joke was funnier, because it was more subtle. Most people didn't even notice it. :p

Mayor: I laughed my ass off at that pic. Kind of reminded me of an old user we've had a couple years ago - Saved_By_Jesus - who missed a penalty to a gk called... Jesus. ;)

Grunger: you can keep that Jesus to yourselves, man. :p
 
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Bruno_FJV

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This is Guaraná Jesus. This is a typical drink from Brazil's northeast(Maranhão). The pink drink is known due to it's exquisite flavour: Cinnamon.
Guaraná Jesus is certainly a great expression of Maranhão's culture, maybe more than Bumba-meu-Boi... their slogan is "The Pink Dream"
 
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WilliamFAlmeida

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LOL mihall, that picture, with thte light in the background makes it so classic

There are so many Christian and (especially) Catholic soccer players out there....
http://C:\Documents and Settings\w0316469\My Documents\My Pictures
 
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INFESTA

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Originally posted by WilliamFAlmeida
There are so many Christian and (especially) Catholic soccer players out there....
http://C:\Documents and Settings\w0316469\My Documents\My Pictures
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jackie4

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Originally posted by Punkt


Jesus of Nazareth (aka Jesus Christ)
birth date: 25th December of 0
birth Nation: Israel
Height: n/a
Weight: n/a
nationality: Israeli
Position: N/a
club: N/a

more famous that he is impossible :crazyboy:
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Wrong date of Birth

Jesus was born in the year 1 AD

And on the eighth day god created Celtic!!!
 
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