Well, I just started. I need to know what you think. Should I waste my time and keep writing it? Heh.
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Title sequence
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Blackboard: I WILL NOT EAT / REINDEER TESTICLES
I WILL NOT EAT at cutoff
Couch: The family runs into the living room. They reel in shock when they see the Flanders family sitting in their seats, including the ghost of Maud hovering over the couch. Cue horror music.
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Scenes and Scripts
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Camera depicts Springfield Shopping Mall. A long line has formed outside of the department store. The crowd seems anxious and tired. The time is about 5 am. Signs on the store tell of large savings and sales.
Store Manager: People, people! We will begin the savings extravaganza very soon! Please, please, remain calm—the store will open soon!
Moe: Waiting? Waiting! I can’t wait no more I says! Open the store.
Man in Crowd: Yea, open!
The mob—crowd begins to press towards the store manager and a few other teenager employees acting as bouncers.
Crowd: Savings, savings, savings!
Crowd moves closer to doors on each yell. Store Manager begins to panic.
Store Manager: Back off I say (pushed back to door)! Ah!
Manager and employees flee to inside the store. Mob breaks glass windows and doors, make their way inside the store. Pushing and shoving looking for anything marked on sale.
Nerd: Womanizer 3000! Neaa—great day! (Pushed aside)
Comic Book Guy: (Grabs Womanizer 3000 from Nerd) At last, she’s mine! Move over Spiderman, there is a new man in town!
A dressed down Peter Parker (Spiderman), after hearing the news, drops his items (cobweb sprayer and book “Becoming Spiderman in 5 Easy Steps”), lowers his head, and walks away. Chaos continues while other people vie and fight for other products. Lenny and Carl are seen punching each other.
Willy: (To store employee) Excuse me lad, where do ye keep your bagpipe plugs?
Employee: That would be in the Scottish department sir, near the Northern Ireland and Iceland section.
Camera shows racks of bagpipes, various colors of kilts, and Scottish flags. Moe is seen grabbing a kilt from the Bargain Bin.
Willy: Cheers ye lousy sack of terrier feces! (Walks away)
Employee: OK.
Camera shows the checkout line a few minutes later. The store windows, shelves, are completely destroyed. Instead of chaos, everyone is in line, patiently waiting. Camera outside store shows destroyed windows and townspeople walking outside of the store. Lenny and Carl walk out of the store, bruised and beaten, carrying purchased items
Lenny: (To Carl) Excuse me my good man.
Carl: Indeed. You are excused.
Lenny: Thank you kind sir!
Camera goes to “Big Boys Donuts.” Homer and Bart have staked out overnight in front of the store.
Homer: (Looking across parking lot to mall) Suckers. Crawling, Scratching, and digging for anything they can get. Not us, we’re the smart ones, boy. It feels good to be on the top.
Donut employee walks by and uses key to open door. Door shuts.
Homer: (Sniffing air) DONUT! (Dives towards door as it shuts. Crawling, scratching and digging his hands into the bottom crack in the door.
Bart: My how the mighty have fallen.
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Title sequence
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Blackboard: I WILL NOT EAT / REINDEER TESTICLES
I WILL NOT EAT at cutoff
Couch: The family runs into the living room. They reel in shock when they see the Flanders family sitting in their seats, including the ghost of Maud hovering over the couch. Cue horror music.
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Scenes and Scripts
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Camera depicts Springfield Shopping Mall. A long line has formed outside of the department store. The crowd seems anxious and tired. The time is about 5 am. Signs on the store tell of large savings and sales.
Store Manager: People, people! We will begin the savings extravaganza very soon! Please, please, remain calm—the store will open soon!
Moe: Waiting? Waiting! I can’t wait no more I says! Open the store.
Man in Crowd: Yea, open!
The mob—crowd begins to press towards the store manager and a few other teenager employees acting as bouncers.
Crowd: Savings, savings, savings!
Crowd moves closer to doors on each yell. Store Manager begins to panic.
Store Manager: Back off I say (pushed back to door)! Ah!
Manager and employees flee to inside the store. Mob breaks glass windows and doors, make their way inside the store. Pushing and shoving looking for anything marked on sale.
Nerd: Womanizer 3000! Neaa—great day! (Pushed aside)
Comic Book Guy: (Grabs Womanizer 3000 from Nerd) At last, she’s mine! Move over Spiderman, there is a new man in town!
A dressed down Peter Parker (Spiderman), after hearing the news, drops his items (cobweb sprayer and book “Becoming Spiderman in 5 Easy Steps”), lowers his head, and walks away. Chaos continues while other people vie and fight for other products. Lenny and Carl are seen punching each other.
Willy: (To store employee) Excuse me lad, where do ye keep your bagpipe plugs?
Employee: That would be in the Scottish department sir, near the Northern Ireland and Iceland section.
Camera shows racks of bagpipes, various colors of kilts, and Scottish flags. Moe is seen grabbing a kilt from the Bargain Bin.
Willy: Cheers ye lousy sack of terrier feces! (Walks away)
Employee: OK.
Camera shows the checkout line a few minutes later. The store windows, shelves, are completely destroyed. Instead of chaos, everyone is in line, patiently waiting. Camera outside store shows destroyed windows and townspeople walking outside of the store. Lenny and Carl walk out of the store, bruised and beaten, carrying purchased items
Lenny: (To Carl) Excuse me my good man.
Carl: Indeed. You are excused.
Lenny: Thank you kind sir!
Camera goes to “Big Boys Donuts.” Homer and Bart have staked out overnight in front of the store.
Homer: (Looking across parking lot to mall) Suckers. Crawling, Scratching, and digging for anything they can get. Not us, we’re the smart ones, boy. It feels good to be on the top.
Donut employee walks by and uses key to open door. Door shuts.
Homer: (Sniffing air) DONUT! (Dives towards door as it shuts. Crawling, scratching and digging his hands into the bottom crack in the door.
Bart: My how the mighty have fallen.