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Kids game shows. They are just laughable!!!

Mishkin

Senior Squad
Haha, omg I love watching these shows. The kids are absolutely retarted, I just shout at my TV because they are so dumb.
The show i'm watching at the moment is called Download and in a way it's sort of like 'Hangman' where you have to fill in the letters in the blank spaces.
For example blank boxes are displayed and the letters to the word are scrambled at the bottom.
eg.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

**APOLAENER**

By answering questions right the kids unlock a letter. So near the end after they've answered some questions right it looks like this, and the kids can see what letters are still left over.

A E R O P L A _ E

**N**

It gets to there and all the kids have to do is put that one letter in the space and they can't do it! The host is like "Can you tell us what the answer is?"... "ummm, no sorry" Arghhh you retard! just put that one letter in the gap and read it out.
But no... They unlock the final letter

A E R O P L A N E

"Now can you tell us what the word is?"
And it's like they can't read or something. They can see the answer and they can't read. These kids are like 8 or 9. I'm like WTF??? :o

Then there is another round that they play where they have a word jumbled up and by answering questions the letter will be unscrambled a little bit. The host gives a clue about what the word is.

"Who you are"

ANEM GADBE

And the kid is like "Human Being". NO you little freak, can you spell the word "Human Being" from those letters? No you retard! The freaking answer is "Name Badge". For god's sake... I'm just shouting at my TV because they're so dumb. :mrpimp:

Also on todays episode they had kids showing a talent that they could do.

"And what can you do?"
"I can juggle"

The freakin kid has 2 (thats right... 2) juggling balls and begins to juggle. I'm thinking... "THAT'S NOT JUGGLING YOU LITTLE ****" And he did it for like 2 seconds and then dropped them. Hahahaha OMG!!! :D

Who picks the kids to go on these shows? It's like they're all retarted or something. :p
 

Larry

Fan Favourite
Yeah. I hate kids game shows. I was watching download the other day and was :| at the kids on that show. I could have answered these questions when i was six years old

:nape:
 

Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
Arr Mishkin you have been watching the same stuff I was watching today.

Jerry, F1's and Download. :(
 

shokz

The Red Devil
FUNHOUSE OWNS YOU ALL!!!


 

ShearerM4

Fan Favourite
lol great read.

most kids games are pretty pathetic in england as everywhere else probably.
It just seems like you have the guy host who always pumping everyone up, the female host running around showing the kids what to do and what'ave ya.
Then a stand full of 10 years olds screaming there heads off every 10 seconds. :(
 

Avalanche

Senior Squad
American game shows for kids are generally a load of crap. It usually consists of a couple of extremely easy multiple choice questions, followed by a run thru a slopstacle course where they win "excellent" prizes such as a Chinese-made TV-VCR combo, a Nintendo GameCube (sorry Lennon), and my personal favourite, the holiday to Club Med.

Also, don't you ever notice the audience? They always seem to pick the ugliest kids.
 

Frostwolf

Starting XI
Originally posted by shokz
FUNHOUSE OWNS YOU ALL!!!

Go back to England. :p

Amazing was the best of the lot, because they had the stupidest kids with absolute hand-eye coordination or common sense search for keys in a maze. Don't forget the huge keyboard where they made absolute asses of themselves by repeatedly stamping on "Z" when spelling "xylophone".

(H)
 

leungtl

Manager
Staff member
Originally posted by celtic_bhoy
lol, hey remember that show Amazing:crazyboy:
haha:rofl:

Shut up man, I was on that show :p

Here in WA they've got this show called "It's Academic", where year 11's battle it out in a quiz show on questions on science, math, english etc.

The questions are actually quite hard (well for me anyway) :confused:

Our school last year got the lowest score in the whole competition (20).
Other school's are getting scores like 280 on average (sometimes up to 560) and here we are, stuck on 20 :(
If they went into minus points, we would've got -60 or something :p

Needless to say, we weren't invited back this year.
 


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