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LeeStewart - The saga continues ... (WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGERY) (MEGA FUNNY ALERT)

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Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
LeeStewart, a life full of turmoil. Lee battled cancer early on, and this explains his abnormal intelligence and weight, but Lee battled on.

In 2005, LeeStewart rocked Soccergaming like no one has rocked it before, he posted threads, he argued, he edited pictures. 2005 was a big year for LeeStewart, he made a splash on the scene. But, something wasn't right, Manchester United weren't champions. Lee disappeared and it appeared he had left us for another world, after a close friend of his published news of his passing. However, Lee wasn't dead, he was just hibernating and Lee returned in 2006.

2006 was shaping up as a lean year for Lee Stewart

Until this ....

What I am about to show you ladies and gentlemen will rock your world. It will make you question humanity. It will make you wonder, are we doomed?

Now, for health and safety reasons, if you suffer from a heart condition or epilepsy, we recommended you leave this thread now.Denis, Ben, Bobby, and myself will take no responsibility for any conditions received as a result of laughing your ass off and ****ting in your pants.





































You have been warned.

Disclaimer: These images contain graphic imagery, but heck it is funny as hell, it makes you wonder how someone can be so dumb.





These images are amongst many that can be found here : http://www.vimixx.net/photos/thumbnails.php?album=1&page=1

They were posted on LeeStewarts website at www.vimix.net

This guy is officially, the biggest idiot on the internet. This is going to SomethingAwful forums; they are going to have a field day.
 
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Jambo Den

Fan Favourite
Following on from Rob, you'd be entitled to think that it could not get any worse.

You'd be wrong.

I present you with Lee Stewart : The Final Hard-on.





 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
No way! NO ******* WAY! This is just like a dream, an ultimate fantasy, coming into fruition. I've been in training for months to discipline myself to handle the immense tide of laughter that such a revelation was bound to cause, I sat through hours of Borat keeping myself under complete control, but this is just too much! What are you fellas gonna come up with next, pictures of Anas Hassan going down on recain?
 
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stewartlee

Club Supporter
Nice one Rob! I clap at your thread. I am just getting on and enjoying my life. Yes the pictures of me are very sexy, wouldn't you agree?

I enjoy all the attention anyhow, you've just added more petrol onto the flames of my already increasingly growing love and popularity on these forums.

Just a note to the females who might be interested, I am single. So call me!

 
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Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
stewartlee said:
Nice one Rob! I clap at your thread. I am just getting on and enjoying my life. Yes the pictures of me are very sexy, wouldn't you agree?

I enjoy all the attention anyhow, you've just added more petrol onto the flames of my already increasingly growing love and popularity on these forums.

Just a note to the females who might be interested, I am single. So call me!
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You posted a picture of yourself on the internet half naked with three other guys, there is nothing you can say or do to get out of this one Lee.

Check mate.
 
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The Don't

Starting XI
stewartlee said:
Just a note to the males who might be interested, I am single. So call me!
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Fixed.

You also look like a baby, so be expecting a call from Chris Langham in the near future.
 
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stewartlee

Club Supporter
Rob said:
You posted a picture of yourself on the internet half naked with three other guys, there is nothing you can say or do to get out of this one Lee.

Check mate.
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True, but I am not embarassed at anything. I was at a bar and I was having a good time, why would I want to get out of anything?

I suppose your idea of fun would be sitting on your computer on saturday night playing solitaire on the computer, however my idea of fun is actually leaving my house and my computer and actually socalising with people in a club or bar.

I actually had girls coming up to me asking me for a dance after I paraded half nude on stage.
 
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Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
stewartlee said:
True, but I am not embarassed at anything. I was at a bar and I was having a good time, why would I want to get out of anything?

I suppose your idea of fun would be sitting on your computer on saturday nigth playing solitaire on the computer, however my idea of fun is actually leaving my house and my computer and actually socalising with people in a club or bar.
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Who the hell are you?

Anyway, I am outta here.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Oh god, the man himself has arrived, I sense comedy of epic proportions.

Lee, if I was bent, I'd bang you in a second.
 
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stewartlee

Club Supporter
Do I have a god like status on these forums or something, or am I just a person that brings entertainment here? I think Rob must of missed me and tried to seek some kind of way to get me back on here and posting. Hmm..
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
stewartlee said:
Do I have a god like status on these forums or something, or am I just a person that brings entertainment here? I think Rob must of missed me and tried to seek some kind of way to get me back on here and posting. Hmm..
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God's dont post seminude pictures of themselves with a hardon on the internet and they dont tend to take very erotic showers with four other men... well, maybe Greek gods, but not Allah!
 
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stewartlee

Club Supporter
Actually that was me in a nightclub taking part in a 'wet speedos' competition they set every night at the 'Baja beach Club'.
Basically, we strip down into our briefs, dance infront of a packed crowd and get water thrown all over us by sexy girls. it was quite enjoyable, however I did not win. The winner won a £100 tab, so they could buy unlimited drinks all night up to the amount of £100, and I didn't win. So it was all fun in the end and I got to dance with sexy girls at the end so....it was good.

 
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