let say that u r made president of your country

[anuj_parekh]

let say that u r made president of your country.
what will u do for your country, good or made or just of your imaginations??

 

[Bobby]

play golf

all damn day...not do crap, not talk to any other countires, then see if people can bitch about me.

 

[Back Door Skip]

make a lazy ass holyday then make another holyday of laziness with different names so i can sleep

 

[Rob]

Rebuild the Medicare system that Howard has ruined.
Raise taxes so I can make the health care system and education system able to fund them self with a carefully introduced program, then once succesfull, an across the board tax cut

 

[Moron]

SPREAD COMMUNISM!!!!


REAL COMMUNISM!!!!



NO CAPPIS IN THE WORLD!!!

 

[Rob]

Moron, you're a Moron.

 

[Lennon]

Eliminate the army and other military institutions and build more schools and hospitals.

 

[Dodger]

i would ban the use of bras by good looking women.

 

[SRB]

Originally posted by Dodger
i would ban the use of bras by good looking women.

and force extra layers of clothes on the ugly loookin' ones

 

[Budge]

stop unis from being able to raise their fees by up to 25% in 2005 not good for me...

 

[Bobby]

Originally posted by Dodger
i would ban the use of bras by good looking women.

then their tits would sag

 

[Rob]

Have an immigration policy like in Ali G : Indahouse.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Get my idiotic countrymen to realize that "higher taxes" aren't a bad thing if you actually end up recieving better services (healthcare!!!) for less money than you'd have to pay (for insurance). God Insurance Companies are evil, the medical ones anyways.

 

[anuj_parekh]

i will tell u mine i will fully modernize my country i will make it like in star wars

 

[Alistair]

Originally posted by anuj_parekh
i will tell u mine i will fully modernize my country i will make it like in star wars

Very possible

 

[manutd4eva]

**** all the nice looking women in parliament

 

[Paul]

begin by turning the country into a totalitarian type government, where i cant be removed unless by force.

then organise a private army.

build up the defence force, nationalise education, and have the whole country working, i.e. 0% unemployment rate.

all the bums, and arseholes who are too lazy to work will be forced to join the armed forces.

after all that, hunt down moron with my army and strap him to a cruise missle, which will be aimed at a sh^tty country or peice of land that no one cares about

 

[Bobby]

just shoot it into space...so he doesn't come back

 

[Paul]

why, if you don't see a body (or a splattered body) you can't be sure he'll be dead

chances are he'd probably meet a more "superior" life form, and come back and hunt us down.

so by splattering him into earth somewhere, we know that just can't happen

 

[Budge]

haha good tactics