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Liverpool FC

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3-1 win for Liverpool. The second half was very nervous. Suarez his second goal in the 89th minute. Until then, Sunderland could have easily snatched a point from us.

Our defense is lacking that cutting edge.

MaestroZidane;3558724 said:
Since you're not a fan of Suarez, care to trade him for Benzema??

No. That would be a ripoff. We need to get our money's worth for him.

Here's the paradoxical thing with this guy:
If Liverpool winds 3 games in a row, he wants to stay. It Liverpool loses 3 straight games, he hates England and wants to leave asap.

It is so hard to accept someone that you know is going to waffle like that. Fernando Torres would never have behaved like this guy.:S
 

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^^^^If you're alluding to my genuine disdain towards Luis Suarez, then I think I've made my views clear on the matter prior to Aug 31st.

My opinion will not change, in regards to that issue.
 

Haarithan

Reserve Team
The best part about this season so far is that we've actually played some terrible football, and yet have managed to grind out results to go second in the league. Always a good sign that.
 

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I just want to add to what I said earlier:

Liverpool FC are #1 in England.

In the Women's league.

They train 5 times a week. Compare that to the powerhouse Arsenal women's team which trains 3 times a week....they finished in 3rd place, 5 points behind. Liverpool was in last place at the end of last season....this season, they won the women's league title. Oh and Everton? They used to be the main challenger to Arsenal but they finished 15 points back.

Chelsea's women's team? You must be out of your damn mind....they weren't even in the top 5.
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
newbie original;3558858 said:
^^^^If you're alluding to my genuine disdain towards Luis Suarez, then I think I've made my views clear on the matter prior to Aug 31st.

My opinion will not change, in regards to that issue.

The male octopus' penis breaks off during mating, but it will grow back the following season.
 

CarlosDanger

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newbie original;3559822 said:
I just want to add to what I said earlier:

Liverpool FC are #1 in England.

In the Women's league.

They train 5 times a week. Compare that to the powerhouse Arsenal women's team which trains 3 times a week....they finished in 3rd place, 5 points behind. Liverpool was in last place at the end of last season....this season, they won the women's league title. Oh and Everton? They used to be the main challenger to Arsenal but they finished 15 points back.

Chelsea's women's team? You must be out of your damn mind....they weren't even in the top 5.
During the mating season, the red-side garter snake will engage in a massive orgy, with one female taking on hundreds of partners.
 

Sir Didier Drogba

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newbie original;3559822 said:
I just want to add to what I said earlier:

Liverpool FC are #1 in England.

In the Women's league.

They train 5 times a week. Compare that to the powerhouse Arsenal women's team which trains 3 times a week....they finished in 3rd place, 5 points behind. Liverpool was in last place at the end of last season....this season, they won the women's league title. Oh and Everton? They used to be the main challenger to Arsenal but they finished 15 points back.

Chelsea's women's team? You must be out of your damn mind....they weren't even in the top 5.
I feel really really bad that Chelsea are underperforming in the womans league. Honestly, that's all I really care about, so I might aswell renounce my Chelsea-fanship right now.
 

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Sir Didier Drogba;3560451 said:
I feel really really bad that Chelsea are underperforming in the womans league. Honestly, that's all I really care about, so I might aswell renounce my Chelsea-fanship right now.

Let me be blunt. Whether you like it or not is your problem:

The ass in your signature is taking away from anything and everything you try to say. If you want to be taken seriously, you will get rid of it.
 

CarlosDanger

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newbie original;3560675 said:
Let me be blunt. Whether you like it or not is your problem:

The ass in your signature is taking away from anything and everything you try to say. If you want to be taken seriously, you will get rid of it.

During both courting and copulation, male water striders are known to tap their legs against the water's surface in a pattern that purposely lures predatory fish. Scientists speculate that the risky behavior encourages the female to mate quickly, to give the guy what he wants before she becomes fish food.
 

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So, a 3-1 win for us over Crystal Palace, at Anfield.

We had a 3-0 lead at half-time and did nothing after that. We could have easily helped to improve our goal differential. It was a missed opportunity.

1 goal for Sturridge, Suarez and Gerrard (PK).
 

Haarithan

Reserve Team
Horrendous second half performance, AGAIN. Becoming a worry, that pattern. Gerrard looking really dire this season too. Henderson at DM worked wonders though - hope he replaces Lucas at DM on a permanent basis, once we have a fully fit Johnson and Coutinho at RWB and AMC respectively.
 

chygry

Starting XI
At least you are winning games and getting good results, and you're on top of the table. And it will stay that way if Arsenal screw up later on today, which is quite unlikely though.
 

Sir Didier Drogba

Head Official
newbie original;3560675 said:
Let me be blunt. Whether you like it or not is your problem:

The ass in your signature is taking away from anything and everything you try to say. If you want to be taken seriously, you will get rid of it.
Actually after recent developments the ass in my sig is completely redundant.
 

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^^^Hopefully you weren't offended by my comments, because that wasn't the intention.

Regarding Liverpool Football Club, it is REALLY boring when we don't have European football during the week.
 

Sir Didier Drogba

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newbie original;3563021 said:
^^^Hopefully you weren't offended by my comments, because that wasn't the intention.

Regarding Liverpool Football Club, it is REALLY boring when we don't have European football during the week.
Whatever, group stage CL football is not that exciting for any of us any more...
 

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