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TheBlueBalla

Starting XI
the legend returneth after a sebatacle which, for reasons which are by now all too obvious, left this forum far poorer

Yoss, I speak for us all here when I say congrats, and we hope it still fits
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
^^*Takes off one's blouse, skirt and panties*

Are you flirting with me, sir? Because if you are, you know.....we're two young, lively, appealing, and horny as a three balled tom turkey dudes who can take care of this tension in the most (un)natural of ways in the porn thread.


 

Daz

Everyone's Favourite Diabetic
Yossarian said:
I realize that this item doesn't conform to the other stuff folks have shared with us on this thread, but I bought something very special today, something near and dear to my Cock.

You see, I wasn't circumcised right after birth like most normal folk. My parents had very conflicting emotions and views on the act of circumcision. My mother was wholeheartedly against it because she felt that it was too barbaric and gross while my father on the other hand thought it was the best thing to do and wanted me to look like him down there. Eventually, at the age of four, my mother relented and agreed to my father's wishes and my sweet foreskin was brutally torn from me. My mother decided to save the foreskin in one of those contact lenses vials and today, at the age of 20, I reclaimed my 'skin by purchasing it from her for a cool Canadian hundred bucks.

Like in that song (311?) I feel like i am whole again, man.

you bought your own foreskin off your mum? :|
 
they look kinda familiar, sorta like these 'Ivan Lendl' adidas I remember from the 80's

EDIT: or maybe they're more like these Nastase LE's:

 

Vazza

Starting XI
That's what I thought intially but the front part is slightly different to the Lendl collection trainers.

EDIT: Yeah, think you might be right, Luis, thanks (Y)
 
no prob man, i just typed ivan lendl adidas into google images to remind myself what they looked like and luckily these came up in the mix too. 80's trainers are the best IMO, I used to have a pair of these John McEnroe Nikes called "Mac Attacks" that I absolutly loved, but I can't find them anywhere anymore, and I've searched Ebay, bunch of retro sneaker sites, etc
 

theo

VII
Does anyone know how are those modern suits called? I mean the ones that have the classic stuff cloth material (used for tuxedos or normal suits) but with some model imprimed on it, like standing out, especially on the back of the upper part (sack, lounge or whatever it's called), like something tribal and they're usually only on black. I know they are comfy and elegant at the same time. Does anybody know how are they called?
 

theo

VII
Yeah man, exactly! That's what I was talking about, thanks a lot!


Edit: A friend just linked me with a shop that sells them here, minutes away from me. Any colour, model or size and they're about €60 or above, depends on what you want. Think I'll get one next week.
 

Vazza

Starting XI
Haha, Shifty, that's what I thought when I first saw it (H)

Tell you what's lamer though, a 14 year old wearing a blazer.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
It's the print that I was referring to. I mean, you can look casual in a blazer without having a dumb dragon on it, or some sort of definition of what urban is. But at 14 man, you just need to forget about blazers and learn that true pimpness comes from a white striped shirt.



And you know you can get them for super cheap, this pic comes from Walmart for christ sakes!
 

theo

VII
So your advice would be to get a plain black one?
I think I'll get two anyway, an elegant one and a normal one, but I'll decide there on the models.
 
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IceBlu

Guest
yeah get one without the print man...

the print just looks so tacky to me.
 

theo

VII
Thanks.
So I will get a black one for sure, but I don't know what color of the jeans fits better: blue, black or grey. Sorry but I'm really not too much an expert in clothing, just started to watch the market carefully lately :).

Anyway, if I get my Nokia's data cable sorted I will post some photos after I buy it (them).
 
the thing with the printed one is that regardless if you like it or not, it's the type of thing that will quickly stop being "hip" and go out of style before you've had a chance to wear it twice. That's how things like that go..
 


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