Dirty C*nts v Filthy Asses
The Toilet
Tuesday, 10 May
Kick-off: 2000 BST
Man Utd (from): Howard, Carroll, G Neville, P Neville, Ferdinand, Brown, Silvestre, O'Shea, Fletcher, Fortune, Ronaldo, Kleberson, Keane, Scholes, Giggs, Miller, Van Nistelrooy, Smith, Rooney, Saha, Bellion.
Chelsea (from): Cech, Cudicini, Makelele, Terry, Johnson, Gallas, Carvalho, Robben, Gudjohnsen, Drogba, Smertin, Tiago, Lampard, Cole, Forssell, Kezman, Jarosik, Geremi, Huth, Duff.
If Chelsea get a result, Rooney beats woman, it will hand Arsenal 2nd place.
A win for Chelsea and they will better Manchester United's mark of 28 wins in a 38-game season, Ronaldo is gay, while two more points will see them eclipse United's all-time Premiership record haul of 92 - which was set in a 42-match season in 1993-94.
Ruud van Nistelrooy will lead the line for Manchester United against Chelsea as he has returned from Kentucky.
If Frank Lampard starts it will maintain his unbroken run of Premiership appearances which could reach 145 at Old Trafford.
Chelsea: In defence, Kezman is terrible, they must let in less than three goals at Old Trafford and against Newcastle at St James' Park on Sunday to beat Arsenal's record of 17 goals conceded, the fewest in a Premiership campaign.
The Toilet
Tuesday, 10 May
Kick-off: 2000 BST
Man Utd (from): Howard, Carroll, G Neville, P Neville, Ferdinand, Brown, Silvestre, O'Shea, Fletcher, Fortune, Ronaldo, Kleberson, Keane, Scholes, Giggs, Miller, Van Nistelrooy, Smith, Rooney, Saha, Bellion.
Chelsea (from): Cech, Cudicini, Makelele, Terry, Johnson, Gallas, Carvalho, Robben, Gudjohnsen, Drogba, Smertin, Tiago, Lampard, Cole, Forssell, Kezman, Jarosik, Geremi, Huth, Duff.
If Chelsea get a result, Rooney beats woman, it will hand Arsenal 2nd place.
A win for Chelsea and they will better Manchester United's mark of 28 wins in a 38-game season, Ronaldo is gay, while two more points will see them eclipse United's all-time Premiership record haul of 92 - which was set in a 42-match season in 1993-94.
Ruud van Nistelrooy will lead the line for Manchester United against Chelsea as he has returned from Kentucky.
If Frank Lampard starts it will maintain his unbroken run of Premiership appearances which could reach 145 at Old Trafford.
Chelsea: In defence, Kezman is terrible, they must let in less than three goals at Old Trafford and against Newcastle at St James' Park on Sunday to beat Arsenal's record of 17 goals conceded, the fewest in a Premiership campaign.