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Sir Calumn
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Ok chaps an old concept but an interesting new question
what are your views on "public masturbation"
I dont mean doing your stuff in the middle of the high street and ****, i mean public toilets, toilets at work, bathrooms at friends houses, aeroplanes, your garden, the confessional etc etc
THE REASON I ASK:
The other day I missed a flight on account of being royally piss drunk and staggering about the airport thinking I was jesus........ I actually got tackled by security for barging my way through the metal detector queue but that's another story...... and couldnt get another flight for 12 hours, leaving me with twelve hours to kill in gatwick airport. I could have gone into london or home or something but I was drunk and poor and tired
anyway I was bored ****less (I spent three hours reading the bible in the multifaith chapel) and I was thinking I might be able to reduce this boredom by going to a spacious disabled cubicle in the commode and knocking one out to the thought of the beautiful euro boards which were wondering around in their skimpy european prostitute outfits.
I got as far as the cubicle.......... but it just felt wrong. I couldnt do it. I had the time, the space, but it just seemed nasty and dirty. BUT WHY?
A week or so later at work it suddenly occurred to me that I could go to the toilets when I should have been working and literally get paid to masturbate... the thought titillated me I must confess..... but again i declined.
What are your feelings on this sensitive issue?
If you spend a week in a hostel dorm room, do you go for an occasional bit of self relief in the showers? What if you're staying round a friends, everyones asleep but you're in the mood, and the bathroom has a lavender air freshener......
Opinions? Thoughts? Confessions?
what are your views on "public masturbation"
I dont mean doing your stuff in the middle of the high street and ****, i mean public toilets, toilets at work, bathrooms at friends houses, aeroplanes, your garden, the confessional etc etc
THE REASON I ASK:
The other day I missed a flight on account of being royally piss drunk and staggering about the airport thinking I was jesus........ I actually got tackled by security for barging my way through the metal detector queue but that's another story...... and couldnt get another flight for 12 hours, leaving me with twelve hours to kill in gatwick airport. I could have gone into london or home or something but I was drunk and poor and tired
anyway I was bored ****less (I spent three hours reading the bible in the multifaith chapel) and I was thinking I might be able to reduce this boredom by going to a spacious disabled cubicle in the commode and knocking one out to the thought of the beautiful euro boards which were wondering around in their skimpy european prostitute outfits.
I got as far as the cubicle.......... but it just felt wrong. I couldnt do it. I had the time, the space, but it just seemed nasty and dirty. BUT WHY?
A week or so later at work it suddenly occurred to me that I could go to the toilets when I should have been working and literally get paid to masturbate... the thought titillated me I must confess..... but again i declined.
What are your feelings on this sensitive issue?
If you spend a week in a hostel dorm room, do you go for an occasional bit of self relief in the showers? What if you're staying round a friends, everyones asleep but you're in the mood, and the bathroom has a lavender air freshener......
Opinions? Thoughts? Confessions?