Please explain to me how I got owned, I am baffled.
I mean, look at the facts. I made a meaningless post that from the first moment was riddled with inconsistencies such as the meaning and reasoning from Christmas riddled with sarcasm, followed by a common assumption that in 99/100 times on this forum be proven correct? Or is the meaning of Christmas really about Santa and his glorious birth? And hence being proven wrong by some random (although I was clearly aware of the validity of my statement)
Or is it because am I required to know the religion of some dude on the other side of the world I don’t care about or know (yet make get to like if I know him) and know what the ins and outs of his holiday period are and how he celebrates it? And is it because I do not follow up to this high standard of caring that you so stringently follow that I got "owned?"
Or is it because I use caps and bold letters to resort to dramatic effect and place emphasis on a phrase such as "You Lose" that is popular within the culture I am apart of, through cinema (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, you know at the end where Willy gets all pissed off that Charlie took that bubblegum that never ends, so he makes the contract invalid, and when the grandpa sticks up for his grandson, Willy responds loud, its all there in paper and then goes "you lose" you know? you aware of that movie man its a great movie, much better than the remake, although the remake stayed much closer to the book as it portray Willy as the cruel man that he really is , as written by Dahl and not as the child loving character in the first movie, its seriously a great movie, you know what else is a great movie? When Harry Met Sally, I love that movie, its fantastic I mean it has everything apart from a decent fight scene but heh, I can live with that you know? I am an easy kinda going guy) that I got "owned"?
Or lastly, did some body purchase me while my parents put me up for sale because they are too poor to put food on the table and had to resort to drastic measures that resulted in me being "owned."
Seriously, I look forward to your analysis of when I got “owned” because I am still unaware of how that is the case.
And just in case you do not realise, this post like all my others was also sarcastic
and I don’t really need an analysis from you or anyone because I don’t give a sh*t what you think.
Merry Christmas, Carlos*ass.