Most Embarrsing time of your life?

[calkcy]

Whats your most embarrsing thing you've done?? mine must be... playing football, ball hits my thigh, goes up in the air, smacks the roof, tiles fly down and hit people and i get buggered for it =) there's more but not sutible to post here

 

[Giggs Rox !!]

 

[Haukur Gudnason]

Was on the bus yesterday ,and a fit bird with large breasts got on
I was sitting next to a woman when instead of thinking how big
them breasts are,I only fuckin said it.

 

[Seb]

hey Giggs Rox werent you banned?

 

[PhiLLer]

Originally posted by Haukur Gudnason
Was on the bus yesterday ,and a fit bird with large breasts got on
I was sitting next to a woman when instead of thinking how big
them breasts are,I only fuckin said it.

What did she say?

 

[Shindig]

Hopefully she took it as a compliment.

 

[Haukur Gudnason]

well... -------->

 

[::Jason::]

Originally posted by Haukur Gudnason
Was on the bus yesterday ,and a fit bird with large breasts got on
I was sitting next to a woman when instead of thinking how big
them breasts are,I only fuckin said it.

I'll thought of some, but maybe I have already forgotten my most embarrasing moments. Luckily..

 

[LuckyStrike]

Not sure if it was the most embarrassing this ever but one time me and my friend were walking around NYC. I had to drop a duece sooo bad it was practicaly coming out. We walked into this tiny basement store that sold hip hop gear. The place was smaller than my bedroom, no joke. Anyway i ask the guy if i can use the bathroom and he's like sure - no problem. Little does he know what's waiting in my bowels. So I squeeze myself into this tiny ass bathroom, my knees were practicaly bumping into the sink, and I let loose something horrible. Right away the stench overwhelmes me and I start panicing, looking for some kind of spray or freshener.....there was none to be found. It keeps coming and coming, the smell worsening with each passing second. I notice that my friend and the guy have stopped talking outside. Anyway I finish up and step out of the cramped bathroom all redfaced. Both guys are just staring at me like "What the **** did you just do?". I felt so bad that I bought a shirt and scurried out. Once we are outside my friend was like "the guy asked me if you were ok in there". Needless to say, I've never been back.

 

[::Jason::]

Nice one!

 

[Pferd]

well i was playing a friendly soccer game, with some girls, when one shot and i dove to block the shot. well the ball hit me in the balls, i yelled **** so loud it could be heard for a couple of miles and then i just laid there and cried for a bit. i couldn't walk right for the rest of the day. and everytime i saw those girls they would laugh at me.

 

[shokz]

Well..

We were watching a video in History class a couple of years ago, it was boring, silent etc..

Then all of a sudden I let RIP... and was a massive squeeker, the whole class erupted in laughter and I was told to get out by the teacher, then on the way out I bumped into the head of year and was told to explain myself.

He asked "why are you out here", I told him.. "I farted" me face was as red as a tomato.

 

[manutd4eva]

LMAO!

 

[cyrex]

nice one shokz

 

[Rayzor127]

Originally posted by LuckyStrike
Not sure if it was the most embarrassing this ever but one time me and my friend were walking around NYC. I had to drop a duece sooo bad it was practicaly coming out. We walked into this tiny basement store that sold hip hop gear. The place was smaller than my bedroom, no joke. Anyway i ask the guy if i can use the bathroom and he's like sure - no problem. Little does he know what's waiting in my bowels. So I squeeze myself into this tiny ass bathroom, my knees were practicaly bumping into the sink, and I let loose something horrible. Right away the stench overwhelmes me and I start panicing, looking for some kind of spray or freshener.....there was none to be found. It keeps coming and coming, the smell worsening with each passing second. I notice that my friend and the guy have stopped talking outside. Anyway I finish up and step out of the cramped bathroom all redfaced. Both guys are just staring at me like "What the **** did you just do?". I felt so bad that I bought a shirt and scurried out. Once we are outside my friend was like "the guy asked me if you were ok in there". Needless to say, I've never been back.

That's funny! Sounds like deja vu for me!

Had practically the same exact thing happen the last time I was NYC. Only I stopped in the CBGB's club for my deposit. I had two hot chicks with me, too. It was just them and the bartender close by so I know they caught wind (pun intended) of what I was up to!

I did pretty much the same thing you did, too! I bought a t-shirt and left immediatley. Didn't even show my face back there later on that night - went to the Continental instead.

Wasn't too embarassed though since it was better than crapping my pants!

Peace.

 

[Moron]

Well, i was like 4 and me and my family were driving to Mexico. We were like approaching Guadaljara. And I had to take a **** so badly. So my mom stopped the car and I went out to the open desert; pulled down my pants and all hell broke loose . Little did I know that a ****en red wasp was behind me. So then I ran like hell, but it catched up to me and stung me. And I was crying like hell.

YES MORON ACTUALLY CRIED!!!!!

 

[King]

i was sleeping in my english class and when my teacher came to me and said its time for bed, and i woke and everybody were laughing.

 

[Seb]

Originally posted by Moron
We were like approaching Guadaljara.

Nice place eh, been there, but quite boring

 

[Moron]

Originally posted by Seb
Nice place eh, been there, but quite boring

boring???? WTF, it was a ****in blast!!

 

[Seb]

wat did you do there that was so fun