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Most Huggable People

Bonzi

Starting XI
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Horatiu;2447528 said:
Terrible yo-mama joke.

Yo mama so fat I saw her wearin that rabbit fur sweater, I wanna get in that. I thought I was about to hug a big rabbit bunny so I was gettin excited. I went closer and I realize you big fat mama face right in my face. DAYYUUM.

Brilliant (H)
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
^^hurhurhur.....good stuff.


She's such a tiny human, man. How the **** does she carry those bozo tits (is they real?) off so Shifty*bly and effortlessly on that frame of hers?
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
They look too damn well proportioned to be fake. **** a hug, I'd love to get a tittie wiggle from her on my face. Damn, I'm in such a horny streak.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
I dont do hugs. Whenever someone comes in for a hug, I always step back and extend my arm so we can shake hands instead. I dont like to be touched.

But yeah, I would happily make an exception for Miss Hayek and her chest
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
::shinji::;2447619 said:
f*ck pictures of gingerbread men and homo bands


Rumor has it that Treble has been on a steady diet of recalled Jaffa cookies and has also been crying and cutting ever since you took this swipe at his favorite bands/snack, bro.


I'm really concerned about 'em.
 

Daz

Everyone's Favourite Diabetic
I'm a good hugger.

Which Tom would've found out if he hadn't stood me up :(
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
I probably need some work on hugging. Every time a shorter person goes in for a hug, I tend to accidentally shoulder them in the face or chin. Their fault for being short, I says.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2448185 said:
I dont do hugs. Whenever someone comes in for a hug, I always step back and extend my arm so we can shake hands instead. I dont like to be touched.

But yeah, I would happily make an exception for Miss Hayek and her chest

Personally, I can't see why anyone would want to touch you in the first place. :(
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Dragan T;2448356 said:
Personally, I can't see why anyone would want to touch you in the first place. :(
I love it, the extent of Dragan's participation on the forums these days is to pop up every few days with a witty Sir_Didier_Drogba insult :p
 


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